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Jasmine_1958
Junior Spanko
Username: Jasmine_1958
Post Number: 54
Registered: 02-2006
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 14, 2006 - 06:20 pm: | 
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We just got back from Maui with another couple. One night the guys had too much gin and had gone to bed. We heard music so decided to sneak out a see where it was coming from. Found the music and mai tais, 3 of them each! On the way home decided to check out the beach. Pretty soon we are skinny dipping in the ocean at night. We laughed and got out, head up to the room and are stopped by a security guard. He'd been watching us! He wanted to be sure we were staying at the complex, so escorted us back to our rooms and wanted our husbands to identify us! DAMN! She and her husband didn't know we were into DD, but they sure do now! The guard "said" it was dangerous swimming there at night. Yeah, right... The other couple never asked about the "smacking" they had to have heard and I never offered any explanation, but we did giggle about getting caught skinny dipping by the security guard! I sure hope they don't tell anyone else, but I'm afraid our secret is out. Now what??? |
Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 2040
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2006 - 06:11 am: |
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I would just laugh and say you were enjoying a bit of playful foreplay. Tell her your husband was playing security guard!
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Wolfie
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Wolfie
Post Number: 1398
Registered: 04-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2006 - 08:24 am: |
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I know Im an old fuddy-duddy, but I doubt I could stay afloat after 3 Mai Tai's. What if you'd been caught in a rip tide in the dark? 
I agree with Fanny, as long as you werent yelling really loud just laugh it off and come up with a sexy excuse. 
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.
Grow old with me, the best is yet to be.
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Me_home_here
New member
Username: Me_home_here
Post Number: 23
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Wednesday, April 19, 2006 - 05:34 pm: |
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skinny dipping is good clean fun |
Gypsygirl
New member
Username: Gypsygirl
Post Number: 45
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Friday, April 21, 2006 - 12:07 pm: |
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So is getting caught for it. (Providing you weren't in real danger - from the rip tide I mean) |
Me_home_here
Junior Spanko
Username: Me_home_here
Post Number: 91
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Monday, April 24, 2006 - 02:00 pm: |
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I was only ever caught once, by a little old lady who seemed quite pleased.
Its like work. the harder its done the better it feels
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Gypsygirl
Junior Spanko
Username: Gypsygirl
Post Number: 80
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Monday, April 24, 2006 - 02:34 pm: |
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I don't think that is advisable here in the UK, you would have your assets frozen in no time. And the pebbly beaches here wouldn't help anybody to gracefully run into the water, it would be all 'Eek', 'Ow', 'Ouch' while hopping about from one foot to the other. Actually... that scene could work just as well afterwards if you got caught by the right person. |
Me_home_here
Junior Spanko
Username: Me_home_here
Post Number: 94
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Monday, April 24, 2006 - 03:45 pm: |
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I think that the temperature would cause more embarrasment than anything else. have you ever seen a a man naked just after he gets out of a swimming pool. nature protects us from the cold but its not very flattering at all. Vive the french riviera! and as for the perspective of a painfull moment after the skinny dipping. then we will just have to grin and bare it all oer again!
Its like work. the harder its done the better it feels
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Gypsygirl
Junior Spanko
Username: Gypsygirl
Post Number: 83
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Monday, April 24, 2006 - 04:20 pm: |
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"have you ever seen a a man naked just after he gets out of a swimming pool."
Er ...no, and I don't think I want to. I could quite happily get a deck-chair and sit and watch skinny-dippers in warmer climates though.
We're going to hear of reports of manic skinny-dippers on the French Riviera now aren't we, as you do your best to get caught. |
Me_home_here
Junior Spanko
Username: Me_home_here
Post Number: 103
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Monday, April 24, 2006 - 04:25 pm: |
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As I said , it happened once.
Its like work. the harder its done the better it feels
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Gypsygirl
Junior Spanko
Username: Gypsygirl
Post Number: 95
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Monday, April 24, 2006 - 05:12 pm: |
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But what you need now is for the next little old lady to march you off (with a firm hold on your .. ear) to report you to your wife. |
Me_home_here
Junior Spanko
Username: Me_home_here
Post Number: 118
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Monday, April 24, 2006 - 05:17 pm: |
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when I was a kid they did'nt march you anywhere. They just bent you over and spanked your bottom dry
Its like work. the harder its done the better it feels
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Gypsygirl
Junior Spanko
Username: Gypsygirl
Post Number: 109
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 25, 2006 - 02:16 am: |
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Not allowed these days, they could get sued. The beaches will just have to put up signs that read 'Skinny-dipping is punishable by spanking'. That will certainly liven up future episodes of BayWatch. |
Me_home_here
Junior Spanko
Username: Me_home_here
Post Number: 140
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 25, 2006 - 03:49 am: |
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I would'nt sue the poor old lady!
can i get a job in Bay watch please? 
Its like work. the harder its done the better it feels
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Gypsygirl
Junior Spanko
Username: Gypsygirl
Post Number: 113
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 25, 2006 - 04:46 am: |
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Wouldn't you rather be a swimmer with Pamela Anderson after you (shows how long ago it is since I watched it, I don't think she's in it anymore). Do you think it possible (or effective) to spank someone with one of those orange lifefloat things? |
Me_home_here
Junior Spanko
Username: Me_home_here
Post Number: 147
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 25, 2006 - 04:55 am: |
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not my type of lady. I prefer natural ladies with their body's the way they are suposed to be. would be interesting to try a spanked bottom with the life float though. You go first or shall I?
Its like work. the harder its done the better it feels
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Gypsygirl
Junior Spanko
Username: Gypsygirl
Post Number: 117
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 25, 2006 - 05:06 am: |
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Well, they do say ladies first, don't they? And we must observe the nicities, mustn't we?  |
Me_home_here
Junior Spanko
Username: Me_home_here
Post Number: 151
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 25, 2006 - 05:13 am: |
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Why? and what do you do with the equal rights? 
Its like work. the harder its done the better it feels
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Gypsygirl
Junior Spanko
Username: Gypsygirl
Post Number: 121
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 25, 2006 - 05:21 am: |
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You said 'who goes first' so one of us had to make a decision. But you didn't say who goes first at what, so it's still open play. |
Me_home_here
Junior Spanko
Username: Me_home_here
Post Number: 155
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 25, 2006 - 05:27 am: |
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Right , new balls! (sporting term) I will go first to be sure that their is no injury that could become you with this strange instument
Its like work. the harder its done the better it feels
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Gypsygirl
Junior Spanko
Username: Gypsygirl
Post Number: 125
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 25, 2006 - 05:37 am: |
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Brave lad. Who says chivalry is dead! |
Me_home_here
Junior Spanko
Username: Me_home_here
Post Number: 160
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 25, 2006 - 05:46 am: |
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I am very much inclined to think that its on the decline, are you aware that to be a gentleman, if you take a lady to the restaurent or to a bistro. the man should enter first?
Its like work. the harder its done the better it feels
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Gypsygirl
Junior Spanko
Username: Gypsygirl
Post Number: 130
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 25, 2006 - 05:53 am: |
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That doesn't tie in at all with holding a door open for a lady. You can't do both things at once.
I know that you are supposed to walk on the outside (nearest the road) in the street so that muck thrown up by carriage wheels land on you and not us. (Obviously a fairly olde rule) |
Me_home_here
Junior Spanko
Username: Me_home_here
Post Number: 164
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 25, 2006 - 05:55 am: |
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a man should enter firt in order to be sur ethat there is no fighting or anything else that could be dangerous to the damsel in question. Then he holds the door while she enters
Its like work. the harder its done the better it feels
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