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Shylah
Spanko
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 655
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, February 11, 2006 - 10:53 am: | 
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Things You'd Love to Say But Don't
1) I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
2) I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3) How about never? Is never good for you?
4) I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5) I'm really easy to get along with once you learn to see it my way.
6) I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
7) I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
8) I would love to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
9) It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
10) Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited you again.
11) I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
12) You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13) I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.
14) I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15) I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16) Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
17) The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
18) Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
19) What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
20) I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
21) It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
22) Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
23) And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
24) Do I look like a people person?
25) Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
26) If I throw a stick, will you leave?
27) Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
28) I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
29) Can I trade this spanking for what's behind door #1?
30) File that under "Never".
Anyone have any to add?
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Wolfie
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Wolfie
Post Number: 1289
Registered: 04-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, February 11, 2006 - 07:31 pm: |
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Not really, those would get me in plenty of trouble thanks. 
#9 is definitely Steve. 
Which leads me to #29, although I doubt he will "make a deal"....
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.
Grow old with me, the best is yet to be.
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Itchy
Spanko
Username: Itchy
Post Number: 753
Registered: 08-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, February 11, 2006 - 09:00 pm: |
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how about
can u clap ? yes, well go clap a paper bag ova ur head lol
"Evaluation has replaced torture as the primary means of social control"
Foccoult
ohhh how boring
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Katie_spades
Spanko
Username: Katie_spades
Post Number: 385
Registered: 11-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, February 12, 2006 - 04:42 am: |
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Wolfie : me too, LOL... but another thing that is sure to get me a spanknig is when I give Jake the finger - then it's a trip rigt over his knee, LOL.
I'm sorry, but not as sorry as I'm gonna be.
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Redhinney
Spanko
Username: Redhinney
Post Number: 213
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, February 12, 2006 - 09:28 am: |
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I must be wear my asshole attraction perfume but please try hard and leave me alone
What part of no don't you understand
These little list are making me out to be one big brat now I understand why my butt is always sore.
Love can't always be seen or heard but will always be felt with your heart
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Redhinney
Spanko
Username: Redhinney
Post Number: 214
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, February 12, 2006 - 09:31 am: |
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I forgot one that I really said more than once:
Are your shoes on the right feet because no one can be that clumdesy (sp)
Love can't always be seen or heard but will always be felt with your heart
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Rosie_bottom
New member
Username: Rosie_bottom
Post Number: 14
Registered: 01-2006
| | Posted on Sunday, February 12, 2006 - 11:48 am: |
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"How do you do it on a good day?"
or
"Make your mind up, if a yelp I get double. Or if I'm silent you're not spanking me hard enough......"
Thank you Sir from the heart of my bottom.
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Jasmine_1958
New member
Username: Jasmine_1958
Post Number: 2
Registered: 02-2006
| | Posted on Monday, February 13, 2006 - 03:28 pm: |
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I love #1. I'll give it a try tonight and let you know if it works.
The finger gets me one as well, Katie.
And he always hates it when I end a discussion with "whatever..." |
Pinkcheeks
Junior Spanko
Username: Pinkcheeks
Post Number: 95
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Monday, February 13, 2006 - 04:44 pm: |
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Some things I HAVE said: (big mistake)
"Is that all you got?" when I was OTK
"So is there a point to this looooong story?"
"yeah, right...whatever"
"And I am paying attention to you because?"
"Thought I was being a good girl...really I did!"
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Beaglelover34
New member
Username: Beaglelover34
Post Number: 3
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Monday, February 13, 2006 - 05:26 pm: |
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"Is that supposed to hurt?" while otk.
"Whatever" That is a big spankable offense.
"At least it is not the spoon" while OTK. The spoon ends up coming out.
"What if I don't feel like it?" |
Hunny
Spanko
Username: Hunny
Post Number: 1621
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Monday, February 13, 2006 - 11:11 pm: |
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I get spanked a lot for whatever and the finger too, but I also get it for things like:
"I'm kinda busy right now so come back later"
"Go away"
"Even you can do better than that" (while otk)
"You need to go to the gym more" (also while otk)
I'm just a little angel...sometimes!
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Jasmine_1958
New member
Username: Jasmine_1958
Post Number: 5
Registered: 02-2006
| | Posted on Tuesday, February 14, 2006 - 08:19 am: |
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OK, so #1 just got me "the look". But when I said, "I was reading a spanking website today,..." I was over his knee so fast I couldn't finish my sentence. I was supposed to be working yesterday. OOPS! He took a picture when he was done and I am supposed to show you his handiwork, but I don't have all my cords. Tomorrow... |
Jasmine_1958
New member
Username: Jasmine_1958
Post Number: 16
Registered: 02-2006
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 - 08:17 am: |
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I found out, "Go f*** yourself, works quite well."
I never said I was an angel... |
Pinkcheeks
Junior Spanko
Username: Pinkcheeks
Post Number: 106
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 15, 2006 - 09:25 am: |
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oooohhh yeah Jas...that one works REAL WELL!
"Thought I was being a good girl...really I did!"
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