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Vixievamp
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Post Number: 24
Registered: 05-2006
Posted on Wednesday, January 03, 2007 - 10:32 pm:   Edit Post

So I keep getting scolded for leaving the plastic spoons and spatulas right next to or touching the pans while I'm cooking. He says I'm going to melt them. Well I haven't been cooking very long so I don't know about these things and now I know I just keep forgetting. So we have this long, white, plastic cooking spoon that I've been spanked with before and it is very stingy and I love it but it can get intense. Anyways, I was cooking and once again left the spoon by the pan. Imagine my horror as I went to put the spoon in the dishwasher and realized that I had fulfilled his prediction: the end of the spoon was a little bit melted. So I confessed like a good girl, but still got 4 good whacks, 2 on each cheek. Which hurt considering my butt was very sore already from the night before. The moral of the story: don't melt cooking utensils that you could get spanked with!!!
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Buenaventura
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Post Number: 403
Registered: 04-2006


Posted on Wednesday, January 03, 2007 - 11:03 pm:   Edit Post

The question is did it spank better after it melted??
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Bethie
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Username: Bethie

Post Number: 1215
Registered: 04-2005


Posted on Thursday, January 04, 2007 - 01:43 am:   Edit Post

I wish I could melt our big evil rubber spatula! It hangs on the wall of the kitchen and I never cook with it. I have issues about using spanking implements to cook with; it's just my own weird hangup though.

I worry about butt oil getting on my utensils. I know, it's ridiculous but I can't help worrying about it. I can't tell you how many wooden spoons I've had to put out of cooking commission because they were used for spanking me.

That reminds me, I really need to replenish the wooden cooking spoons around here. I seem to keep losing the good ones.
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Blushingbride
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Username: Blushingbride

Post Number: 52
Registered: 10-2006
Posted on Thursday, January 04, 2007 - 01:57 am:   Edit Post

Bethie, I totally know what you mean about not wanting to cook with things you've been spanked with. Both Hubby and I agree with you on that one. Silly but real none the less.
As a result, I've taken to buying 2 of anything I want to have in the kitchen since usually 1 ends up in the bedroom. I will insist on protecting the cooking worthiness if it is either one of my favourites or if I know there's already a twin upstairs.
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Vixievamp
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Post Number: 27
Registered: 05-2006
Posted on Saturday, March 17, 2007 - 12:26 am:   Edit Post

I melted another one!!! Got another spanking. Will I ever learn my lesson? Maybe the spoons are out to get me....I bet that's it.
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Prissietl
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Post Number: 155
Registered: 07-2006


Posted on Saturday, March 17, 2007 - 10:38 am:   Edit Post

I can do better than that...........I have washed 3 cell phones, i washed the first one twice and the other 2 one time each.
And yes, the last time got me spanked.
Once a princess always a princess
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Tammynx
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Post Number: 1784
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Saturday, March 17, 2007 - 12:32 pm:   Edit Post

Prissietl you need to check the pockets BEFORE you do the wash!!

Washing the cell phone would get me spanked too!!
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Vixievamp
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Post Number: 29
Registered: 05-2006
Posted on Saturday, March 17, 2007 - 05:26 pm:   Edit Post

Yes, washing cell phones would be bad. Lol. It's okay we all make our mistakes.
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Badgirl
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Post Number: 171
Registered: 11-2005
Posted on Sunday, March 18, 2007 - 02:28 pm:   Edit Post

Aww, now see, I just wash paychecks. I throw cell phones in the toilet. Both often enough that you would think I would learn.

Thankfully -- clean toilets. One of the cells still works!
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Tammynx
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Post Number: 1789
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Sunday, March 18, 2007 - 04:51 pm:   Edit Post

Don't you people ever look in the pockets before you wash???



cell phones...paychecks....sheeshhhh
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Cheekychipmunk
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Post Number: 242
Registered: 05-2006
Posted on Sunday, March 18, 2007 - 05:02 pm:   Edit Post

I haven't washed a cell phone or pay check but I do wash money.
When I throw my clothes onto wash I never check the pockets unless they jingle with coins.
I have found up to $20.00 in the washer or dryer when I am finished with my washing. LOL
"Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence."
Sloan Wilson
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Bethie
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Post Number: 1339
Registered: 04-2005


Posted on Sunday, March 18, 2007 - 05:32 pm:   Edit Post

laundry I check pockets because I have a habit of carrying tissues. Have you ever seen a mess like you get if you launder even a single Kleenex?
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Cheekychipmunk
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Post Number: 244
Registered: 05-2006
Posted on Sunday, March 18, 2007 - 05:36 pm:   Edit Post

Yes,I have. One of my brother in laws keeps papertowels in his pockets. He usually checks but sometimes forgets. After he has finished using the washer you have to pick up little bitty pieces of papertowels. AARRGGHH!!!!!!!!!
"Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence."
Sloan Wilson
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Badgirl
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Post Number: 172
Registered: 11-2005
Posted on Sunday, March 18, 2007 - 07:29 pm:   Edit Post

LOL -- so at least one person online can tell us all how to launder money. Good to know!

As for the kleenex -- I think we haved all done it at least once. (Some of us more than once!)
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Cheekychipmunk
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Post Number: 245
Registered: 05-2006
Posted on Sunday, March 18, 2007 - 07:58 pm:   Edit Post

LOL wish I could laundry enough to make me rich.
My hubby loves to do my laundry. What he finds he puts away in our savings. And its a nice to surprise to find money when you think you are broke.
"Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence."
Sloan Wilson
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Tammynx
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Post Number: 1791
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Monday, March 19, 2007 - 10:54 am:   Edit Post

I LOVE finding money in the laundry.

I too have washed keeenex...it is a MESS!!!
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Fanny
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Post Number: 3115
Registered: 05-2005


Posted on Monday, March 19, 2007 - 03:49 pm:   Edit Post

Yes, Kleenex is a real pain, but have you ever done a load to find a pen in the washer? Oh, and there have been the stray crayon or two over the years as well, but that is usually not found until it has hit the dryer.
Queen of Innocence

"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Cheekychipmunk
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Post Number: 246
Registered: 05-2006
Posted on Monday, March 19, 2007 - 04:03 pm:   Edit Post

We once had a whole load of clothes come out with purple, green, red, blue, and yellow stains. Didn't take us long to learn to check little one's pockets before doing laundry.
And it was after the dryer before we found the spots.
"Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence."
Sloan Wilson
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Lilhotmama
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Post Number: 16
Registered: 03-2007
Posted on Monday, March 19, 2007 - 04:48 pm:   Edit Post

yes kleenex, crayons and paychecks are all horrible things to find after its too late. I also hate it when gum in a wrapper goes thru the wash/dryer and ends up sticking all the clothes together ewww
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Tammynx
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Post Number: 1793
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Tuesday, March 20, 2007 - 11:07 am:   Edit Post

I've done it all....cryons included...ever dry a chapstick or a lip gloss....OMG what a mess and it doesn't come out very well either...
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Prissietl
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Post Number: 157
Registered: 07-2006


Posted on Tuesday, March 20, 2007 - 02:26 pm:   Edit Post

Well, im at my worst when mixing laundry with cell phones. Other than that im good.... You would think after the second time i would have learned.

oh wellllllll,............ at least cell phones are cheap.
Once a princess always a princess
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Tammynx
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Post Number: 1795
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Tuesday, March 20, 2007 - 04:28 pm:   Edit Post

If we all learned the first time life would be boring!! :-)
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Buenaventura
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Username: Buenaventura

Post Number: 564
Registered: 04-2006


Posted on Wednesday, March 21, 2007 - 10:03 pm:   Edit Post

What a great bunch of spankees you guys arewouldn,t want any of you doin my laundry but I love you all!
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Tammynx
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Post Number: 1797
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Thursday, March 22, 2007 - 11:11 am:   Edit Post



Thanks BV!!
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Prissietl
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Post Number: 160
Registered: 07-2006


Posted on Thursday, March 22, 2007 - 11:32 am:   Edit Post

Right Back At Ya Big Boy!
Once a princess always a princess
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Shylah
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Post Number: 1723
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Thursday, March 22, 2007 - 09:54 pm:   Edit Post

OK...I can do better!!

Hubby is now the proud owner of PINK underpants and socks!!!

I didn't notice the red sweatshirt in the washer before I put the load of his socks and underwear in.

Tried to bleach them...they're still pink.

OH WELL!!
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Cheekychipmunk
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Post Number: 253
Registered: 05-2006
Posted on Thursday, March 22, 2007 - 10:59 pm:   Edit Post

Shylah,

How does hubby like the color?????
:-)

Mine can't stand the thought of wearing anything pink. In the trash they would go.
"Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence."
Sloan Wilson
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Shylah
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Post Number: 1725
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Friday, March 23, 2007 - 02:35 pm:   Edit Post

Oh he's wearing them cos we can't afford to buy him new ones! Besides...nobody sees them once he's got his pants on.
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Tammynx
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Post Number: 1800
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Friday, March 23, 2007 - 02:56 pm:   Edit Post



That cracked me up Shylah!!

No way my husband would wear pink underware...

I'm thinking that my butt would be red!!!
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Buenaventura
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Username: Buenaventura

Post Number: 567
Registered: 04-2006


Posted on Saturday, March 24, 2007 - 12:51 pm:   Edit Post

Did you get spanked for that Shylah?I know that if it happened to me every time I had to wear pink underwear you,d get your fanny warmed.
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Shylah
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Post Number: 1728
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Saturday, March 24, 2007 - 05:44 pm:   Edit Post

Nope didn't get spanked...not yet anyways. Wait till he sees his undershirts.

(snicker snicker snort)

What better way can a fella get in touch with his feminine side???
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Bethie
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Post Number: 1383
Registered: 04-2005


Posted on Sunday, April 08, 2007 - 01:19 am:   Edit Post

I wonder if he's noticed yet?
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Badgirl
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Post Number: 188
Registered: 11-2005
Posted on Sunday, April 08, 2007 - 06:49 pm:   Edit Post

LOL... Shylah? Any news? Your worshipping students of evil want to know.
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Tammynx
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Post Number: 1875
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Thursday, April 12, 2007 - 10:36 am:   Edit Post

Ohh jeezzee now you are students of evil??
What has shylah done to you all???
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Badgirl
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Post Number: 215
Registered: 11-2005
Posted on Thursday, April 12, 2007 - 09:32 pm:   Edit Post

You all?? You really think you're immune Tammy? Go look in the mirror. After all, it's said to be the window to the soul.

Get it? Window! <snort,>

I have got to get some sleep.
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Tammynx
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Post Number: 1879
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Friday, April 13, 2007 - 11:04 am:   Edit Post

OHHH GODDDDDD the window again?????

YES I'm immune remember...I've known Shylah for yearssssss....she tried really hard to turn me to the dark side....but it didn't work!!





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Badgirl
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Post Number: 220
Registered: 11-2005
Posted on Friday, April 13, 2007 - 11:12 am:   Edit Post

Tammy, Tammy, Tammy... what's wrong with windows? They let in sunlight and let out bad smells. Windows are good, and they are your friend too.

And as for your immunity, I hadn't quite realized how powerful denial could be. I am suitably impressed. See, the thing is, in your jpg (which I LOVE) what you don't know is you are not the smiley face. I'm sorry to be the one to tell you.

Now, I'm off to advocate for window-rights! You can join me, if you'd like.
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Shylah
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Post Number: 1774
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Friday, April 13, 2007 - 01:42 pm:   Edit Post

Of course Tammy has joined the dark side. I got her years ago only she tries as she might to deny it. I can recall many many times she joined me in devilment and mayhem in the chats we used to go to. Now her and others try their best to say that they have moved from that now...that they have matured their relationships....

yeah...riiiiiiiighhtttttttttttt

Keep telling yourself that my dears. I'llllllll get you ...and your little dog too!!!

All his stuff is white again. I happened to have some white dye I was gona use for something else and used it on that stuff. He's happy once again.
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Tammynx
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Post Number: 1882
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Friday, April 13, 2007 - 02:54 pm:   Edit Post

I'm NOT Darth!!!! I'm NOT I'm NOT

Badgirl needs to join windows announmous!!!

Shylah is just a GIANT snotball!!!
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Shylah
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Post Number: 1775
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Posted on Friday, April 13, 2007 - 03:46 pm:   Edit Post

My dear Tammy...and all others that want to think they are immune to my powers.....


Denial to Acceptance

The 5 Stages - by Shylah

Most individuals faced with being a brat are at first in a state of denial. Some remain in that state for a short time and move on, some remain in that state for a longer period of time before moving on, and some never leave the state of denial. Each person handles their brattiness differently. Most commonly a brat goes through five distinct stages on the way to final acceptance.

You may not experience these stages in one order. You may go through some of the stages more than once. Sometimes an event will trigger you to experience one of these stages again. The five stages are:

1. Denial - The "No, not me" stage.

This stage is filled with disbelief and denial. You think everyone has to be wrong, that there is no way you are a brat, especially not one that can be influenced to the dark side.

2.Anger/Resentment - The "Why me?" stage.

Anger at the situation, perhaps anger at the very thought that ANYONE could possibly think you are a brat! Anger at them and their audacity in labelliing you as a brat. Perhaps anger with yourself for things you have done that you thought were not being bratty, only fun and imaginative. Anger that it is you who has been termed a brat, when it could so easily have been someone else.

3. Bargaining - The "If I do this, youíll do that" stage.

You try to negotiate to change the situation. If you think it was triggered by a person who is most clearly a brat, for example, you swear that you will be better, and it won't ever happen again, if you justify your actions. You bargain that you will give up bad habits in exchange for visions of maturity until the mistaken label goes away.

4. Depression- The "It's really happened" stage.

You realize the brattiness isnít going to change. Perhaps you have had another episode where you did something bratty. Perhaps you stopped listening to your Top only to discover that you became bratty again. It finally begins to set in, and you ponder what this brattiness is going to do to your life as you had known and accepted it. This is a stage of preparedness of acceptance, and finally one day it is reached..

5. Acceptance - The "I AM A BRAT" stage.

At this stage you accept that you are, always have been and will be a brat for the rest of your life. Perhaps now you will seek support with all the other brats you love and hold dear to you. You take your spankings, realizing you need them and the bratting to stay well.
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Blushingbride
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Post Number: 82
Registered: 10-2006
Posted on Friday, April 13, 2007 - 04:25 pm:   Edit Post

Wonderful use of Kubler-Ross, Shylah! Love it and I am proud to claim the Brat status.
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Fanny
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Post Number: 3163
Registered: 05-2005


Posted on Friday, April 13, 2007 - 05:03 pm:   Edit Post

Shylah I am proud of the fact that I has passed all your stages and am at stage 6. That one is the "I don't give a darn what others think."


Queen of Innocence

"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Tammynx
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Post Number: 1887
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Saturday, April 14, 2007 - 11:10 am:   Edit Post

All I can do right now is SIGH....I can't even think of anything to say....

I will give me time I will think of something
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Badgirl
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Post Number: 230
Registered: 11-2005
Posted on Saturday, April 14, 2007 - 12:27 pm:   Edit Post

I think, Tammy, that sighing falls under the anger/resentment stage. And I for one would like to congratulate you on making it beyond Denial.

I know it's hard, but you have friends who will support you through this.

Be strong Tammy, be strong. You too can achieve Fanny's 6th stage.
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Tammynx
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Post Number: 1891
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Saturday, April 14, 2007 - 12:51 pm:   Edit Post

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Shylah
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Post Number: 1786
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Thursday, April 19, 2007 - 05:16 pm:   Edit Post

Face it Tammy...you are under my influence.

deny it IF YOU CAN


MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Shorttemper09
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Post Number: 2
Registered: 04-2008
Posted on Monday, April 28, 2008 - 04:48 pm:   Edit Post

Hey ive tied died my exs clothes...and one of the shirts was his new work shirt.

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