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Shylah
Spanko
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 792
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, April 30, 2006 - 05:14 pm: | 
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YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
This is pretty neat.
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute .
Work this out as you read ..
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate
(more than once but less than
10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 ....
If you haven't, add 1755.
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number
The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).
The next two numbers are
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2006) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Changeling
New member
Username: Changeling
Post Number: 36
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Sunday, April 30, 2006 - 06:07 pm: |
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I won't ask how this worked but it did!!!
Of course all of you know that calories do NOT count as long as you eat them while you are standing up!
Life may not be the party we hoped for
but while we are here we might as well dance
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Ma_vie_en_rose
Junior Spanko
Username: Ma_vie_en_rose
Post Number: 187
Registered: 01-2006
| | Posted on Sunday, April 30, 2006 - 09:12 pm: |
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it was one off on days and one off on the year o.- hmmm.. curious. |
Gypsygirl
Spanko
Username: Gypsygirl
Post Number: 229
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Monday, May 01, 2006 - 04:37 am: |
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I've seen this before, but instead of chocolate it mentioned making love, so I suppose anything could be applied. And, yes, mine worked out right. I wonder if it also works with how many times a week you'd like to be spanked.
I forsee spankings........LOTS of spankings
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Chrissiebrat
New member
Username: Chrissiebrat
Post Number: 15
Registered: 03-2006
| | Posted on Monday, May 01, 2006 - 05:26 am: |
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I can't imagine how it works, but yes, it works. Perhaps I should savour some "Mozartkugeln" (sweets with marzipan, nougat and chocolate) to celebrate it, as it is exactly Mozart's - right now much celebrated - year of birth that I had to add.
But oh, I won't get any, it's a holiday today and the shops are closed.  |
Pinkcheeks
Spanko
Username: Pinkcheeks
Post Number: 338
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Monday, May 01, 2006 - 02:29 pm: |
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wow....it worked for me!
Now....does that mean I can eat chocolate 4 times a week??? yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
"Thought I WAS being a good girl...really I did!"
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Ladygator2904
Spanko
Username: Ladygator2904
Post Number: 127
Registered: 03-2006
| | Posted on Saturday, May 27, 2006 - 06:18 pm: |
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Worked for me too! However, I will take sex and spankings over the chocolate, a lot less fattening
A woman`s heart may be filled with an ocean of secrets but mine have all been released and I have a sore bottom to prove it!
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Tammynx
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Tammynx
Post Number: 559
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, May 28, 2006 - 07:55 am: |
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Worked for me too. However, I'm with Ladygator...I'll take sex and spankings too!!
That was really cool!! |
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