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Shylah
Spanko
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 564
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, January 01, 2006 - 06:16 pm: | 
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THE TALE OF THE BLONDE HORSEBACKRIDER
A young blonde woman decides to try horseback riding, even though she
has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse,
unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into action. As it gallops
along at a steady and rhythmic pace, the blonde begins to slip from the
saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot get a firm
grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she
slides down the side of
the horse anyway! The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its'
slipping rider. Finally, losing her frail grip, the blonde attempts to
leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately,
her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy
of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground
over and over and over. As her head is battered against the ground and
she is mere moments away from unconsciousness, to her great
fortune,Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Wolfie
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Wolfie
Post Number: 924
Registered: 04-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, January 01, 2006 - 07:44 pm: |
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Oh Shylah, thats just sick! 
wolfie loves Steve more than anything else in the whole world...even more than chocolate and lobster!
3 wise men? Be serious....
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Itchy
New member
Username: Itchy
Post Number: 5
Registered: 08-2005
| | Posted on Monday, January 02, 2006 - 03:45 am: |
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omg i nearly choked on my tea roflmfao good one shylah |
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