Post Number: 1929
|Posted on Wednesday, July 18, 2007 - 08:32 pm: ||
1. Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.
2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
3. If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.
4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
5. If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
6. Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.
7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
9. Thank You For Pot Smoking.
10. To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
11. If At First You Don't Succeed... Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.
12. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
13. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
14. Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
15. Flying Figs Gather No Moss.
16. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
17. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.
18. The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
19. I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha.
20. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me.
21. So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
22. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
23. If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
24. The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name.
25. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.
Post Number: 14
|Posted on Tuesday, January 15, 2008 - 07:34 am: ||
1: Non-fanatical Christian's Prayer: "Jesus, Save me from your Followers!"
2: All men are idiots, I married their King!
3: The dog is harmless, beware the Driver!
4: If you can read this %$#@ off!
5: I need a spanking..... Anyone willing to give generously?
6: I go from o to Bitch in 6 seconds. DON'T test me!
Post Number: 3399
|Posted on Wednesday, January 16, 2008 - 03:45 pm: ||
One thing about this site, you are going to find something to laugh about.
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
Post Number: 317
|Posted on Saturday, February 09, 2008 - 08:31 pm: ||
A 70 yr old lady gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. Her friend came soon after to visit and requested to see the beautiful baby girl. The proud new mother replied, "Sure, but can you wait a bit, I forgot where I put her so I will have to wait until she cries!"
A woman`s heart may be filled with an ocean of secrets but mine have all been released and I have a sore bottom to prove it!