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Shylah
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 1618
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, January 24, 2007 - 12:30 pm: | 
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Words Women Use
1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when
they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half
an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means
something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with
nothing usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she
thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here
and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of
nothing.)
6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a
women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint.
Just say you're welcome.
8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K
YOU!
9.) Don't worry about it, I've got it : Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do
several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man
asking "what's wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3.
10.) No: This is the most complicated word a woman can use with a man. This is because she will say no, and mean no, or she will say no but mean yes. You will never get this right no matter what, so it is best not to try. Just remember, if she has salad and you have fries or pizza and you offer her some and and she says no, allow her to eat off of your plate without questioning her, or better yet, just give her half.
This may also mean she is upset when she says she is not, and if you dare to ask "why" she will either respond with "nothing"-refer to # 3, or I'm "fine"-refer to # 1.
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Ma_vie_en_rose
Spanko
Username: Ma_vie_en_rose
Post Number: 326
Registered: 01-2006
| | Posted on Wednesday, January 24, 2007 - 08:42 pm: |
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You know, as much as I'd like to think otherwise, this is completely true 
Great list, Shylah |
Buenaventura
Spanko
Username: Buenaventura
Post Number: 414
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, January 25, 2007 - 10:57 am: |
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It,s another language!!Got a fight to pick with a fellow member who,s always saying whatever to me!!!!! |
Prissietl
Spanko
Username: Prissietl
Post Number: 108
Registered: 07-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, January 25, 2007 - 11:06 am: |
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Oh My Gosh I LOVE that!!!!!!
#1
#8
are both so ME!!
LOVE IT!!!!!!
Once a princess always a princess
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Prissietl
Spanko
Username: Prissietl
Post Number: 109
Registered: 07-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, January 25, 2007 - 11:09 am: |
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HAHAHAHAHA........Hey BV.........WHATEVER........
Once a princess always a princess
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Buenaventura
Spanko
Username: Buenaventura
Post Number: 416
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, January 25, 2007 - 11:51 pm: |
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AAAAAAAAAAAHHH OK Take that!!! |
Prissietl
Spanko
Username: Prissietl
Post Number: 110
Registered: 07-2006
| | Posted on Friday, January 26, 2007 - 07:31 am: |
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Well you gotta catch me first BV ...haha 
Shyla, I printed these out and have shown them to everyone, they are a big hit! Thanks for posting them!
Once a princess always a princess
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Butterfly84
Spanko
Username: Butterfly84
Post Number: 107
Registered: 05-2006
| | Posted on Tuesday, January 30, 2007 - 10:12 pm: |
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LOL, that's hysterical! And so true....hehe
~*butterfly*~
Nobody suspects the butterfly...
"Draw me gently to me knees, and I am lost for words, so lost in love and I am, sweetly broken, wholly surrendered"
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Prissietl
Spanko
Username: Prissietl
Post Number: 138
Registered: 07-2006
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 14, 2007 - 11:46 am: |
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Can we just forget #8......it keeps getting me in trouble!!!!!!!!!! 
Once a princess always a princess
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Buenaventura
Spanko
Username: Buenaventura
Post Number: 448
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 14, 2007 - 02:32 pm: |
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Hey Prissi do you know what it means in language that men use when they say "THAT,S IT"?? |
Prissietl
Spanko
Username: Prissietl
Post Number: 139
Registered: 07-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, February 15, 2007 - 07:19 am: |
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UGHT OH.... I'm in trouble!!
Once a princess always a princess
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Tammynx
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Tammynx
Post Number: 1689
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, February 15, 2007 - 05:14 pm: |
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BV you are soooo close to hijacking this thread....I may just have to let Shylah decide your punishment!!!  |
Buenaventura
Spanko
Username: Buenaventura
Post Number: 452
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Thursday, February 15, 2007 - 08:41 pm: |
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Not either-!!But it would be interesting to make up a list of what men mean when they say........ THAT,S IT and YOU JUST WAIT TILL I GET YOU HOME THIS IS GONNA HURT ME MORE THAN IT DOES YOUetc. |
Shylah
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 1637
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, February 17, 2007 - 10:46 am: |
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OK...BV gets 50 lashes with a wet noodle!
Hmmm...some silk scarves and a blindfold comes to mind...for him...not me
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Tammynx
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Tammynx
Post Number: 1697
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, February 17, 2007 - 10:48 am: |
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good choice Shylah good choice!!! |
Shylah
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 1639
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, February 17, 2007 - 10:49 am: |
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Of course!
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Buenaventura
Spanko
Username: Buenaventura
Post Number: 462
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Sunday, February 18, 2007 - 08:44 am: |
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Stop trying to turn me on Shylah!! |
Shylah
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 1645
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, February 18, 2007 - 09:57 pm: |
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GAWD you're easy!!!
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Buenaventura
Spanko
Username: Buenaventura
Post Number: 471
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Sunday, February 18, 2007 - 11:32 pm: |
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Yeah!!A wet noodle is so sensual!!!And I,m not THAT old yet. |
Buenaventura
Spanko
Username: Buenaventura
Post Number: 472
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Sunday, February 18, 2007 - 11:36 pm: |
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Silk scarfs and blindfold??Hmmmm can we try that in the other thread?? |
Everyday Life 