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Shylah
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Shylah

Post Number: 1513
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Friday, December 01, 2006 - 02:30 pm:   Edit Post

Things You'd Love to Say But Don't

1) I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.

2) I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

3) How about never? Is never good for you?

4) I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

5) I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.

6) I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

7) I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

8) I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

9) It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

10) Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.

11) I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

12) You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

13) I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.

14) I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

15) I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

16) Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

17) The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

18) Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

19) What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

20) I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

21) It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

22) Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

23) And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?

24) Do I look like a people person?

25) This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

26) I started out with nothing & still have most of it left!

27) Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

28) If I throw a stick, will you leave?

29) Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

30) Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed it.

31) I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

32) A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

33) Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

34) Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.

35) How do I set a laser printer to stun?

36) I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

37) File that under "Never".

38) I would love to see it from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Pinkcheeks
Advanced Spanko
Username: Pinkcheeks

Post Number: 1000
Registered: 12-2005


Posted on Friday, December 01, 2006 - 02:42 pm:   Edit Post

- gonna file some of these away for later use!! Great Shylah!
"Do I have to be good ALL the time?"
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Prissietl
Junior Spanko
Username: Prissietl

Post Number: 80
Registered: 07-2006


Posted on Friday, December 01, 2006 - 03:51 pm:   Edit Post

# 5 is so me!! I love it!! I like 23 too!
Good Job!
Once a princess always a princess
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Chinnook
New member
Username: Chinnook

Post Number: 36
Registered: 11-2006
Posted on Friday, December 01, 2006 - 04:24 pm:   Edit Post

How much trouble could I get into with these? I know some in-laws of mine I could say these to. Oh the fun I could have, Oh the trouble I could get into.
To live life without pulling your hair out, you must find humor in the day somewhere. Without humor we would all just go crazy.
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny

Post Number: 2972
Registered: 05-2005


Posted on Saturday, December 02, 2006 - 12:14 pm:   Edit Post

Trouble = Fun. That is the way I see it.
Queen of Innocence

"Well behaved woman rarely make history"

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