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Tammynx
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Username: Tammynx

Post Number: 1489
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Tuesday, November 14, 2006 - 07:33 pm:   Edit Post

A few clowns short of a circus.

A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

A few peas short of a casserole.

Doesn't have all his/her cornflakes in one box.

The wheel is spinning, but the hamster's dead.

A Fruit Loop shy of a bowl.

A taco short of a combination plate.

A few feathers short of a whole duck.

The cheese slid off the cracker.

Body by Fisher, Brains by Mattel.

Couldn't pour water out of a boot with the instructions printed on the heel.

As smart as bait.

Chimney's clogged.

Doesn't have all his/her dogs on one leash.

The elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.


Her sewing machine's out of thread.

His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.

His/Her belt doesn't go through all the loops.

Missing a few buttons on his remote control.

The receiver is off the hook.

Slinky's kinked.
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Pinkcheeks
Advanced Spanko
Username: Pinkcheeks

Post Number: 974
Registered: 12-2005


Posted on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 06:08 am:   Edit Post

very funny Tammy! Where DO you find these?!! **they're great**
"Do I have to be good ALL the time?"
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Buenaventura
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Username: Buenaventura

Post Number: 312
Registered: 04-2006


Posted on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 07:43 am:   Edit Post

Oh boy Tammy you,ve given me a big job!Some of these are tough to translate so I can use them on my friends.But wow they,re fun.Thanks a lot.
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Shylah
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Username: Shylah

Post Number: 1474
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 08:24 am:   Edit Post

LOVE IT!!

I'm gona print that out for future reference.

BTW BV (I'm not hijacking your thread Tammy!) Just WHAT are you drinking in that coffee cup?
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Tammynx
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Username: Tammynx

Post Number: 1490
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 08:32 am:   Edit Post

LOL

Sometimes I have extra time on my hands....and you know.....I find things on the net..

:-)
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Buenaventura
Spanko
Username: Buenaventura

Post Number: 314
Registered: 04-2006


Posted on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 11:22 am:   Edit Post

Well Shylah guess you,ll have to come visit and try some yourself.
Welcome to sunny Guatemala
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Shylah
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Username: Shylah

Post Number: 1475
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 02:31 pm:   Edit Post

Naughty boy! This is more like me.


Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Buenaventura
Spanko
Username: Buenaventura

Post Number: 316
Registered: 04-2006


Posted on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 06:20 pm:   Edit Post

Don,t be fooled by the picture Shylah.You should see me before I,ve showered and shaved etc.We could be twins. That,s my second cup of coffee.
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Shylah
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Username: Shylah

Post Number: 1477
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 06:41 pm:   Edit Post

Tammy,

I am guilty of hijacking your thread!



I'm a lil stinker.


Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Tammynx
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Username: Tammynx

Post Number: 1492
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Wednesday, November 15, 2006 - 07:44 pm:   Edit Post

I forgive you!!

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