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Shylah
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 1336
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, September 14, 2006 - 07:23 pm: | 
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In Honour of Stupid People . . .
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
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On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
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On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
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On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????. ..)
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On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
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On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)
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On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be???....)
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On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's just a suggestion.)
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On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me time?)
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On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(..I'm taking this because???.. ..)
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On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to what?)
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On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
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On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: say what?)
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On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
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On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
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Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even chuckle)...
****Blessed are the cracked: for it is they who let in the light*****
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Tammynx
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Tammynx
Post Number: 1188
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, September 14, 2006 - 07:36 pm: |
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To Funny!!! |
Pinkcheeks
Advanced Spanko
Username: Pinkcheeks
Post Number: 837
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Thursday, September 14, 2006 - 07:52 pm: |
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**I am a bit curious about the Japanese food processor too 
"Do I have to be good ALL the time?"
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Buenaventura
Spanko
Username: Buenaventura
Post Number: 164
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Friday, September 15, 2006 - 01:10 am: |
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Shylah you,re like an onion I learn more about you every day.The instuctions are great and your comments are too.Very funny! |
Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 2698
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Friday, September 15, 2006 - 04:06 pm: |
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An onion? Hmmmmm.......maybe that is the "other use" for the food processor.
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Buenaventura
Spanko
Username: Buenaventura
Post Number: 169
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Friday, September 15, 2006 - 09:25 pm: |
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Meant nothing bad with the onion comment beyond knowing somebody better every day as you would peel an onion layer by layer. |
Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 2704
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, September 16, 2006 - 02:45 am: |
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I got your point, Buenaventure and I never suggested there was anying bad meant by it.
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Shylah
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 1344
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, September 16, 2006 - 06:02 pm: |
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Hey! That means I'm like Shrek!!
I love that movie.
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Scubasteve7
New member
Username: Scubasteve7
Post Number: 12
Registered: 12-2006
| | Posted on Sunday, December 31, 2006 - 09:08 pm: |
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Let's see how many times one has to see this before "laughing their (_!_)off. Too funny. |
Scubasteve7
New member
Username: Scubasteve7
Post Number: 13
Registered: 12-2006
| | Posted on Sunday, December 31, 2006 - 09:15 pm: |
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Who the Sam Houston State is going to stop a chainsaw in the manner that was just aforementioned? |
Mainframe
New member
Username: Mainframe
Post Number: 2
Registered: 01-2007
| | Posted on Thursday, January 04, 2007 - 09:32 pm: |
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Ouch! |
Hardwood
New member
Username: Hardwood
Post Number: 19
Registered: 09-2005
| | Posted on Friday, January 05, 2007 - 04:00 pm: |
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Stopping Chainsaws with genitals: that is definitely the definition of "the other use." |
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