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Tammynx
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Tammynx
Post Number: 1147
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Monday, September 11, 2006 - 08:43 am: | 
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As far as stupid questions go, these are the stupidest...
1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?
2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?
3. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?
4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say
"hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?
5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit?
6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
have a use by date?
9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?
10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
11. What do people in China call their good plates?
12. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
13. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They're both dogs.
14. What do you call male ballerinas?
15. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?
16. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner?
17. Why is a person who handles money called a broker?
18. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
19. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
20. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?
21. Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe,
you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
22. Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
23. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window? |
Pinkcheeks
Advanced Spanko
Username: Pinkcheeks
Post Number: 815
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Monday, September 11, 2006 - 08:58 am: |
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 I sooooooo needed this laugh today!! Thanks Tammy~~
"Do I have to be good ALL the time?"
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Tammynx
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Tammynx
Post Number: 1148
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Monday, September 11, 2006 - 09:57 am: |
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Your most welcome Pink!! Glad it gave you a laugh. I needed one as well.  |
Pinkcheeks
Advanced Spanko
Username: Pinkcheeks
Post Number: 816
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Monday, September 11, 2006 - 10:53 am: |
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"Do I have to be good ALL the time?"
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Buenaventura
Spanko
Username: Buenaventura
Post Number: 157
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Monday, September 11, 2006 - 02:47 pm: |
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As usual Tammy pretty damn good.But they,re not all stupid. |
Ma_vie_en_rose
Spanko
Username: Ma_vie_en_rose
Post Number: 212
Registered: 01-2006
| | Posted on Monday, September 11, 2006 - 07:28 pm: |
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I'd seen some of these before, but I love 13 and 18. Now I am kind of curious on 14 though ^^;
Ballerinos?
Ballerhinos! |
Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 2665
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Monday, September 11, 2006 - 10:27 pm: |
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A male ballet dancer is also called a cavalier.
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Ma_vie_en_rose
Spanko
Username: Ma_vie_en_rose
Post Number: 216
Registered: 01-2006
| | Posted on Monday, September 11, 2006 - 11:05 pm: |
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Oooh~ how romantic in a sense. |
Cpchevi
New member
Username: Cpchevi
Post Number: 10
Registered: 08-2006
| | Posted on Tuesday, September 12, 2006 - 12:52 am: |
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Shylah
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 1326
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, September 12, 2006 - 04:19 pm: |
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actually, I think we put mascara on with our mouths open for the same reason men shave looking like their mouth is shaped like a permanant "O"
by the way...anyone know where you can get an ear shaver? My hubby needs one. (snicker snicker snort)
I cut his eyebrows too...they were lookin like feelers on a bug
am I bein a snotball again?
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Tammynx
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Tammynx
Post Number: 1161
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, September 12, 2006 - 05:03 pm: |
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Thanks Buenaventura I'm glad you liked it. |
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