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Tammynx
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Tammynx

Post Number: 863
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Friday, July 07, 2006 - 02:43 pm:   Edit Post

A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He's allowed to say two words every seven years.

After the first seven years, the Abbot brings him in and asks for his two words. "Cold floors," he says. The Abbot nods and sends him away.

Seven more years pass. The Abbot brings him back in and asks for his two words. He clears his throat and says, "Bad food." The Abbot nods and send him away.

Seven more years pass. The Abbot brings him in for his two words. "I quit," he says.

"That's not surprising," the Abbot says. "You've done nothing but complain since you got here."
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Pinkcheeks
Advanced Spanko
Username: Pinkcheeks

Post Number: 655
Registered: 12-2005


Posted on Saturday, July 08, 2006 - 07:13 am:   Edit Post


"Thought I WAS being a good girl...really I did!"
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Katie_spades
Advanced Spanko
Username: Katie_spades

Post Number: 688
Registered: 11-2005


Posted on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 12:15 am:   Edit Post

Very cute Shylah - thank you for sharing!
Katie Spades: The Princess of Spanking
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Butterfly84
Junior Spanko
Username: Butterfly84

Post Number: 95
Registered: 05-2006
Posted on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 09:04 pm:   Edit Post

*pokes Katie in the side* pssst, that was Tammy honey!!!

VERY funny though!!!
~*butterfly*~

Nobody suspects the butterfly...
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Tammynx
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Tammynx

Post Number: 877
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Wednesday, July 12, 2006 - 10:01 am:   Edit Post

yeah...I can tell jokes too you know!!!

:-)

Thanks Butterfly!! :-)
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Shylah
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Shylah

Post Number: 1242
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Wednesday, July 12, 2006 - 06:24 pm:   Edit Post


Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.

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