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Tammynx
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Tammynx

Post Number: 759
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Sunday, June 18, 2006 - 10:16 am:   Edit Post

When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his chauffeur (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of speechmaking.

"I have and idea, boss," his chauffeur said. "I've heard you give this speech so many times. I'll bet I could give it for you." Einstein laughed loudly and said, "Why not? Let's do it!"

When they arrive at the dinner, Einstein donned the chauffeur's cap and jacket and sat in the back of the room. The chauffeur gave a beautiful rendition of Einstein's speech and even answered a few questions expertly.

Then a supremely pompous professor ask an extremely esoteric question about anti-matter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was nobody's fool.

Without missing a beat, the chauffeur fixed the professor with a steely stare and said, "Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my chauffeur, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me."
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Katie_spades
Advanced Spanko
Username: Katie_spades

Post Number: 574
Registered: 11-2005


Posted on Sunday, June 18, 2006 - 04:27 pm:   Edit Post

That was freaking hilarious!!!!!!

Thanks!
Katie Spades: The Princess of Spanking
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Wolfie
Supreme Spanko
Username: Wolfie

Post Number: 1765
Registered: 04-2005


Posted on Sunday, June 18, 2006 - 07:51 pm:   Edit Post

Excellent Tammy!
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.

Grow old with me, the best is yet to be.
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Cheekychipmunk
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Username: Cheekychipmunk

Post Number: 131
Registered: 05-2006
Posted on Monday, June 19, 2006 - 10:53 am:   Edit Post

Quick thinking. Good one.
"Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence."
Sloan Wilson
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Pinkcheeks
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Username: Pinkcheeks

Post Number: 557
Registered: 12-2005


Posted on Monday, June 19, 2006 - 12:09 pm:   Edit Post


"Thought I WAS being a good girl...really I did!"

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