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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny
Post Number: 2497
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, June 14, 2006 - 07:53 am: | 
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We started to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs.
Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had.
Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about.
Then it' was off to Motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we didn't spend the entire day leaning over Brother John. Of course, amazing creatures that we are (and we are), we learned to live with the growing little angels inside us steadily kicking our innards night and day making us wonder if we were preparing to have Rosemary's Baby.
Our once flat bellies looked like we swallowed a watermelon whole and we pee'd our pants every time we sneezed. When the big moment arrived, the dam in our blessed Nether Regions invariably burst right in the middle of the mall and we had to waddle, with our big cartoon feet, moaning in pain all the way to the ER.
Then it was huff and puff and beg to die while the OB says, "Please stop screaming, Mrs. Hearmeroar. Calm down and push. Just one more good push (more like 10)," warranting a strong, well-deserved impulse to punch the %*#!* (and hubby) square in the nose for making us cram a wiggling, mushroom-headed 10lb bowling ball through a keyhole.
After that, it was time to raise those angels only to find that when all that "cute" wears off, the beautiful little darlings morphed into walking, jabbering, wet, gooey, snot-blowing, life-sucking little poop machines.
Then come their "Teen Years." Need I say more?
When the kids are almost grown, we women hit our voracious sexual prime in our early 40's - while hubby had his somewhere around his 18th birthday.
So we progress into the grand finale: "The Menopause," the Grandmother of all womanhood. It's either take HRT and chance cancer in those now seasoned "buds" or the aforementioned Nether Regions, or, sweat like a hog in July, wash your sheets and pillowcases daily and bite the head off anything that moves.
Now, you ask WHY women seem to be more spiteful than men, when men get off so easy, INCLUDING the icing on life's cake: Being able to pee in the woods without soaking their socks...
So, while I love being a woman, "Womanhood" would make the Great Gandhi a tad crabby. Women are the "weaker sex"? Yeah right. Bite me.
Queen of Innocence
"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Tammynx
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Tammynx
Post Number: 725
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, June 14, 2006 - 08:00 am: |
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Fanny THAT was great!! So very true!!
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Shylah
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 1136
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, June 14, 2006 - 08:05 am: |
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YES!! YES!!
This couldn't be more true!!
YES!!!!!
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Tplayer
Junior Spanko
Username: Tplayer
Post Number: 69
Registered: 05-2006
| | Posted on Wednesday, June 14, 2006 - 10:45 am: |
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That needs to be on every editorial page of every newspaper. That was wonderful. Thanks Fanny.
It's all a matter of perspective
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Pinkcheeks
Advanced Spanko
Username: Pinkcheeks
Post Number: 535
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, June 14, 2006 - 11:24 am: |
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 SOOOO VERY TRUE!!!
"Thought I WAS being a good girl...really I did!"
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Katie_spades
Advanced Spanko
Username: Katie_spades
Post Number: 553
Registered: 11-2005
| | Posted on Friday, June 16, 2006 - 11:22 pm: |
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I agree with the others... quite well stated!
The Princess of Spanking
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Naughtylele
New member
Username: Naughtylele
Post Number: 24
Registered: 05-2006
| | Posted on Tuesday, June 27, 2006 - 04:07 pm: |
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I'm 24 and have no children...and THIS is what I've got to look forward to?!?
Almost makes me want another "stress-relief" spanking! |
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