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Shylah
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Username: Shylah

Post Number: 1022
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Saturday, May 27, 2006 - 05:32 am:   Edit Post

We were out and about the last couple of days and I noticed quite a few bumper stickers that got my attention...here are a few...

I've been dieting for a month but all I lost was 31 days

Driver carries no cash...he's married

I'm busy, You're ugly, have a nice day

Think this car is too dirty? YOU wash it!

I want to be just like Barbie...that BITCH has everything!

All men are animals...some just make better pets

I'm only driving like this to piss you off

Get in...sit down...hold on...SHUT UP

Drive any closer and I'm gona SLAP you

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me

It's been so long since I've had sex, I can't remember who ties up who

Ex-lovers make great speed bumps

Hands up Motherstickers..this is a fuck up

You're entitled to your wrong opinion

What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about?

I bitch therefore I am

If you can't treat me like a lady...fuck off

Where there's a will...put me in it

I need someone really bad...are you really bad?

Finish your beer! There are sober kids in India

I am nobody...nobody is perfect...I am perfect

I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem


Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Tammynx
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Username: Tammynx

Post Number: 556
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Saturday, May 27, 2006 - 08:54 am:   Edit Post

To funny Shylah!!
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Shylah
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Shylah

Post Number: 1034
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Monday, May 29, 2006 - 03:52 pm:   Edit Post

If anyone has seen some really good ones...post them! I love making lists.
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.

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