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  MARGIE’S TALE    by Alex B.     Margie Bach found a crystal cut vase filled with   roses on her desk when she finally got to work    on Friday morning. She’d arrived nearly an hour    late for the third time that week and fully    expected that Ralph Akins, her supervisor,    would be waiting there to publicly scold her.    But she was in luck. It happened that Mr. Akins    himself would not be in until later due to a    board meeting. So instead of the stern lecture    she deserved, she was greeted with roses.     Ms. Bach was a sales representative for    Tan-Well, the largest manufacturer and    distributor of tanning booths in the Southwest.    Margie wasn’t the sharpest employee at    Tan-Well. In fact, she was so unassuming that    most people found her fairly naive. But she had    a winning smile and gift for dealing with    people that always put clients at ease.    She also made a perfect representative for the    company because of her beautiful skin.    It was smooth, flawless and tanned perfectly.    Her tawny complexion, baby-blue eyes and silky    auburn hair made for a captivating combination.    Far less obvious was the fact that Margie’s    natural skin tone was actually quite light so    that her tan lines created a striking display    of contrast. Any man lucky enough to view this   bronze beauty undressed was surprised to    discover her round cream-colored breasts and    supple, snowy white bottom.     Margie was admiring the roses, six pink and six    red, when she heard someone behind her clucking    their tongue. She turned to find Jane Styles,    her supervisor’s secretary, who looked up at    the clock and then back at Margie with a    disapproving frown.      “Late again? Twenty lashes with a wet noodle.”      “Have you seen these?” Margie said, gesturing    at the flowers.      “Yes. Your phantom sweetheart strikes again.”      “He’s not a phantom, he’s just shy.”      “One thing’s for sure- he’s crazy about pink.”      “And red.”      “I stand corrected. So how many gifts does    that make?” Jane wondered aloud. “First there    was that silk seat cushion...” She pointed to    the small red pillow on Margie’s chair.    “Then there were those red licorice whips    and now pink roses.”                                                           “And red.” Margie repeated as she ran a finger    down the stem of one of the red ones. “Ow!”     “So what’s this guy trying to say?”     “I’m not sure.” Margie said, sucking her    finger. “But he seems awfully sweet.”      “Look at you.” Jane smiled warmly.    “You’re all aglow.”      “I can’t help it. I feel like a schoolgirl.”     “Yeah? Well, you’re going to feel like you’re    back in the principal’s office when Ralph gets    back from that meeting. He noticed you were    late before he left you know.”       “My car overheated.” Margie shrugged.       “Well, so did he and he wants to see you as    soon as he gets in.”       “Fine. I’ll just explain what happened.    I’m sure he’ll understand.”      “Okay... but I’d watch my ass if I were you.”    Jane said as she walked away.        Margie sat down and flipped on her computer.    She checked her e-mail and found four messages    waiting for her. There were two from clients,    one from her cousin in Somerset, New Jersey    and a forth one which was addressed:    Firmhand@Bottomline.com. She immediately    checked the forth message which read simply:      “Like the flowers?”       Margie quickly typed her reply:     “They’re lovely. Who are you?”      She waited for an answer then checked her other    messages. After replying to the clients and    sending her cousin a note, Margie checked her    in-box again. Nothing.       The next hour found Margie sitting nervously on    the edge of the couch in the worker’s lounge.    She bantered about this and that with another    saleswoman, Nancy Hamilton. After a while    she noticed that her co-worker was attempting    to eat a piece of strawberry cheesecake, drink    a cup of tea and browse through a sales report,    all while standing up.      “Why don’t you sit down?” Margie asked.      “I’m more comfortable standing, actually.”    Nancy said with a smirk.     “How come?”     “We just got our phone bill at home and it   was over two-hundred dollars. I’ve been    making a lot of long distance calls lately.    Anyway, when my husband saw the amount, he hit    the roof. Then he took me on a little trip    to the woodshed.”      Margie was puzzled by this phrase.       “He took you where?”     “You know... he set fire to my back porch.”      Now Margie was really confused. She’d been to    Nancy and Tony’s house and, as far as she could    remember, they didn’t have a woodshed or a    back porch.       Nancy sensed the lack of communication.      “What I’m trying to say is that Tony doesn’t    believe in sparing the rod. He’s a strict    disciplinarian.”     “I thought he was a Baptist.”      “No. I mean... oh, how can I explain this    to you?” Nancy said, taking two small ice packs    from the refrigerator.           “What are those for?” Margie asked.     “I want to keep a couple of things cold for    a while.” Nancy put the packs in the sink and    ran some water over them. “Hey, I know- we’re    having a little get together tonight with some    of our friends from the scene.”     “The scene? Are you two in a show?”     “Well, we do like role-playing.” Nancy placed    the ice packs on the counter and kneaded them    with her hands until they were pliable, then    dried them off with a paper towel. “Maybe you    could drop by and I can show you what Tony and    I are into.”     “Okay.” Margie said. “And you can show me that    new woodshed of yours.”      “Oh, I bet Tony would enjoy that! He’d love to    paint your cute little wagon!”      “But I drive a Honda.”          “Right.” Nancy sighed. “We’ll see you tonight.    I’m going to go try to sit down.” Nancy walked    out of the lunchroom taking the ice packs    with her.      A moment later, the elevator doors opened.   Mr. Akins exited and swiftly headed down    the hall. Barely glancing at Margie, he    motioned for her to immediately follow him    into his office.     Margie held her hands behind her back as she    stood on the carpet before Mr. Akins’ enormous    oak desk.      “Sit down.” Ralph said.     “Oh, I’d just as soon stand if it’s-”     “You’ll be doing plenty of standing later,    Miss Bach! Now sit down!”     Margie jumped a bit at the tone of her    employer’s voice and immediately placed her    bottom in a nearby chair.     “Now it goes without saying that you’re a    valuable asset to this company-”     “Why, thank you!” Margie interrupted.    “I’ve always tried to-”     “But asset or not, I expect all my employees    to show respect for the rules! We start our day    at nine a.m. in this office. Not nine-fifteen    or a quarter to ten. In the last three weeks,    you’ve been late for work on all but two days!”     “I know, but-”     “Yes, there was traffic, your alarm didn’t go    off, or your car wouldn’t start... all fine    excuses, but you can  only use them so often.”    Mr. Akins pushed himself away from his desk.    “I have tried to patient about this, but my    patience is at an end.” he said as he opened    the top drawer of his desk. He then removed a    large wooden hairbrush and placed on top of    the desk.     “What an odd time to brush his hair!”    Margie thought.     “This won’t be pleasant, of course. But I’m    sure even you’ll agree that it’s long overdue.”      Margie did agree. Mr. Akins hair was always    a bit messy. There were often little tufts of    hair sticking up here and there and his part    was never straight.      “Well, that’s true.” Margie said. “It is about    time you took care of it.”     Mr. Akins was a bit surprised at her attitude.      “I’m pleased to hear you say that. But I must    warn you, I’m going to be extremely firm.”     “Oh, the firmer the better.” Margie replied.    “I think about fifty hard strokes a day should    do it.”     “Really? Fifty? Every day?!”     “You do want to take care of this, don't you?”     “Yes, but-”     “Then you’ve got to be diligent. That’s all    there is to it.”     “You’re absolutely right!” Mr. Akins said,    rolling up his right sleeve and pushing his    chair clear of the desk. “Now, if you’ll come    over here and-”     Just then, Jane’s voice blared over the    intercom.     “Your wife is on line one, sir.”     Ralph pushed the answer button and snarled.     “Tell her I’ll call back, damn it! I’m just    getting to the bottom of something here!”     “She says it’s urgent.” the voice on the    machine replied. “Your daughter needs you to    bail her out again.”      “Shoplifting?”      “I’m afraid so.” said his secretary      “Oh, for the love of... Why can’t she go down    and bail Jennifer out?!”     “She says she’s in a very important meeting at    the club.”        “Which means she’s playing bridge with her    friends and can’t be bothered!”       “What do you want me to tell her?” Jane asked.     “Tell her I’m on my way over to the jail right    now and that I’ll see her when I get home!”   Mr. Akins stood and walked over to grab his    jacket from the rack. “I swear, I’m at the end    of my rope with that girl! She’s constantly    getting into this kind of trouble and her    mother is no help at all!” As he put his jacket    on he pulled a business card from one of    the pockets. “Damn!” he said, looking at the   card. “I was going to talk to these people    today, but I’ll make it now.” He handed the    card to Margie. It was pink with red letters    reading: Hollywoodshed Productions. “It’s a    studio in Universal City. They make sort of    adult-type films. Anyway, they’re thinking of    getting a tanning booth for some of their    actresses. Go down there and talk to the owner.    If you land this account, I’ll forget about you    being late, all right?” With that, Mr. Akins    headed out the door.          “Don’t forget this.” Margie said, picking the    hairbrush up off the desk and handing it to him.     “That’s an excellent idea!” Ralph said, staring    at the brush in his hand. “Perhaps I can take    care of two problems at once!”      Margie followed him out into the hallway.     “And remember- good hard strokes!”       “I’ll remember!” Mr. Akins said, stepping into    the elevator. “And so will they!” he said to    himself as the doors closed.      Margie returned to her computer to find a new    e-mail message. It was from Firmhand.     “How about dinner tonight?”     “Maybe. But first, can you at least tell me if    we’ve met?” she replied.      While she waited for an answer, Margie picked    up her phone and paged Nancy at her desk.     “Hi, it’s Marge. Listen, you know those ruby    earrings I let you borrow? Well, I think    I’ve got a hot date tonight, so I need to    borrow them back.”     “Sure.” Nancy said. “Why don’t you drop by    my place on your way and pick them up.    While you’re there, you can come in for a few    minutes and check out the action at our party.”     “If I have time. But you will have the    earrings for me?”     “No problem.”      As she hung up, a new e-mail message appeared    on Margie’s computer screen.       “Still haven’t figured it out?” it began.    “Okay, I’ll give you a clue. I once had you in    an embarrassing position. I just hope you were    able to sit down afterward.”       The message had Margie completely mystified.     “You aren’t one of my old baby-sitters,    are you?”      A few minutes later, Firmhand replied.     “Nope. So here’s the deal: If you want to find    out who I am, meet me at Delaney’s restaurant    on Rosemead at seven o’clock sharp. Be there    on time... or else. ;)”     Margie was intrigued by the notion of meeting    her mystery admirer, but she knew she had work    to finish first. She looked at the business    card Mr. Akins had given her.     “Hollywoodshed?” she thought. “What kind of    name is that?”     The Hollywoodshed office and film studios    occupied the twelfth floor of the Carlson    building on Rivera Boulevard. Margie entered    the foyer which was done in off-white and    passed through a salmon colored hallway which    lead to a reception room that was decorated in    shades of fuchsia and magenta with a fire    engine red reception desk.         “I’ve been a bad, bad girl...” Fiona Apple    crooned through the stereo speakers on    the walls.     The receptionist, a stunning little blonde    who had been leafing through an old issue of    National Lampoon looked up at Margie as    she entered. “Hi, I’m Cheryl. Can I help you?”     “Yes. I’m looking for a Mr. Michael...” Margie    looked back down at the card.      “Bernard. You must be his two o’clock.” Cheryl    looked up at the clock which displayed a famous    cartoon mouse with a female mouse bent over    his lap. His right hand was in the air with a    white glove pointing at one while the other    hand which seemed to be holding his companion    in place showed that it was forty minutes past    the hour. “You’re a little early,  but that’s    all right. Let me just tell him you’re here.”       “Mr. Bernard, you’re next appointment is here.”     “Oh... fine.” Michael’s voice came back over    the speaker. “Ask her to wait just a moment.”       “So he’s expecting me?” Margie asked.     “Yes, but I doubt he’s got any idea what’s he’s    in for.” Cheryl said, eying Margie from head    to toe. “He’s going to love you!”     “My, aren’t you nice! I hope you’re right.    Does Mr. Bernard do much tanning himself?”     “He does most of it around here. In fact,    he’s already done some tanning this morning.”    she said with a wry smile as she gave her    backside a gentle rub.     “Oh, then he already has a machine?”      Cheryl stared at Margie in amazement.      “Don’t tell me they’ve actually invented    a machine!”     “Yes! You mean you’ve never seen one?”      “Well, I’ve heard people joke about them.    My dad often threatened to build one, but-“     “No, no. They’re quite real.” Margie began    to reach into her valise for a brochure.    “Here, I’ll show you...”      Mr. Bernard’s voice cut in through the intercom.     “Okay, send her in.”       As Margie entered Mr. Bernard’s office she    noticed an Asian girl in pigtails exiting    gingerly through a side door. Margie thought    her eyes were playing tricks on her because    the young woman appeared to be wearing white    woolen long johns.      “I hope I’m not interrupting anything.”      “No.” said Mr. Bernard who was sitting in a    straight-back chair in the middle of his    office. “My little Chelsea was just leaving.”     “Oh, she’s your daughter?”     “Well, lets just say she calls me ‘daddy’.”    Mr. Bernard took a long, leisurely look    at Margie.      “Am I wrong or was she wearing-”      “Bottom-flap pajamas.” he said. “I’m thinking    about using them in an upcoming production,    so she was modeling them for me. Cute, aren’t    they?”     “I suppose. But they seem awfully warm for    summer! I mean, won’t she be burning up    in those!”      “Parts of her, yes.” he replied, settling into   his chair. “Now tell me about yourself.    Have you ever done any acting?”      It seemed like an odd question to Margie, but    after all, he was the customer.     “Just once.” she answered with a small shrug.    “I was an understudy in a high school musical,    Kiss Me Kate.”     “I love that show! That must have been fun!”     “It was, until I actually had to go on stage!    You see, closing night the girl that played    the lead role got sick and I had to go on in    her place. I was scared out of my pants!”     “Were you able you pull it off?”      “Oh, everyone said I was great! But the whole   thing was nothing but a big blur for me. I was    so terrified, I guess I just blotted the whole    thing from my memory. But you didn’t bring in    me here to talk about my acting skills now,    did you?”     “No, I suppose not.” Mr. Bernard admitted with    a smile.      “So let’s get to the matter at hand, because    I just know you’re going to like what I have    to  show you.”     “I’m sure I will!”                                                     “I have some lovely color photographs here.”    Margie said, reaching into her valise.     “I’m sure you do and I will want to look at    them all later.” Mr. Bernard motioned for her    to put the valise back down on the desk.    “But I’m not interested in pictures at    the moment. Right now, I’d really prefer a    personal demonstration. Are you up for that?”        “I’m not sure what you mean.”     Instead of answering, Michael simply tilted his    head a bit and gave Margie’s body the once over    with his eyes.      What he was talking about suddenly became clear    to Margie.      He wanted to see her tan lines.     “Oh... well, I guess I don’t see any harm    in that.” she said, positioning herself   directly in front of Mr. Bernard’s chair.    She then carefully undid the top two buttons    of her blouse, leaned forward and ever so    discreetly revealed her left shoulder and    bathing suit strap. Then she folded back the    other side of the blouse to display her right    strap line. Each time she was careful to     expose only the smallest amount of cleavage.   This amount, as it happened, was just enough    to drive her audience of one directly up    the wall. It wasn’t at all what Michael had    expected, but Margie’s innocent smile and the   tantalizingly modest view of her lovely white    bosom was so awe inspiring that his mouth went    completely dry, leaving him able only to smile    widely and nod his approval. Politely smiling    back at him, Margie began to lift the side of    her skirt to display the strap line at her hip    when she suddenly remembered something.       She wasn’t wearing any panties.      Months before, a naughty whim had lead her to    choose one day a week, usually Friday, on which    to go without underwear. It had seemed like    a fun idea... until that moment.      “I think I’d better show you something else!”      Remembering that there was a picture of a woman    in a bathing suit in the brochure, Margie    turned to get her valise. As she did, Chelsea    came bursting in through the side door.    The gust of wind from the door opening caused    the back of Margie’s skirt to fly up giving a   Michael a brief but staggering view of heaven.    From his position, he could clearly see every    detail of Miss Bach’s perfectly round,    perfectly smooth, perfectly porcelain-white    bottom. But as quickly as the show had begun,    it was over. Margie gasped and pushed her skirt    back into place.                                                     “Who said you could come out of your room?!”   Michael snapped at Chelsea.     “I thought you wanted to-”     Michael stood and took a step toward the girl    in pigtails.     “Never mind what you thought! Now get back    in there or you’ll get twice what you already    had coming!”     With a full pout on, Chelsea turned tail and    left the room, slamming the door behind her.     Mortified by the fact that she’d been caught   without her panties, Margie leaped into the    empty chair and self-consciously attempted to    pull her skirt down over her thighs.     “I-I don’t know what to say, Mr. Bernard!    I’ve never been so embarrassed in all my    life!” she stammered.     “Why? It’s not your fault she came barging in    like that! Believe me, it won’t happen again!”       Visions of Chelsea standing in a corner with    glowing red buns flashed before his eyes.       “Mr. Bernard...” Cheryl’s voice came over    the intercom. “Your two o’clock appointment    just called. She says she won’t be able to get    here until 3:30.”     Michael stared at the intercom speaker for a   moment and then turned to Margie.     “Wait... so you’re not Maria Parker from the    Bare Essentials modeling agency?”     “No. I’m Margie Bach from Tan-Well.”     Michael put his hand to his forehead.     “The tanning booth!” he shouted. “I completely    forgot about that! Miss Bach, I’m so sorry!    Please forgive me!”     “Does this mean you still want to deal with    our company?”     “Of course!” he laughed. “I’d already decided    to buy a Tan-Well machine, I just didn’t know    which model to get!”     “Oh, I’m so relieved! Well, let me show you   what we have to offer!”      Margie took out the brochure and leaned    forward as she unfolded it on the desktop.    Mr. Bernard stood directly behind her,    his eyes transfixed on her hind quarters.      “This is our top of the line model.” she said.     “Yes... top of the line!” Michael whispered.     “I think it’s the perfect thing for you.”     “Mmm... perfect.”     “Then you’re interested?”     “So much, I can’t tell you!”     “Great!” Margie dragged the straight-back chair    behind Mr. Bernard’s desk so he could sit    while he reviewed and signed the paperwork.        “Do you ever feel the need for discipline,     Miss Bach?” he asked, trying to sound casual    as he signed one of the documents.     “Sure. I mean, sometimes I’m naughty and go    off my diet a little, but then I go right to    the gym and work it off.”     “Yes, I can see you like to stay in shape.    You have an unbelievably beautiful body.”     “Think so?” Margie said, attempting to look    over her shoulder at her derriere. “Thanks!    I’ve been working on my glutes a lot, but I    can’t seem to get them as trim as those    models do.”     “Those models are nothing but bone.” Michael    said, putting his hand to his temple in an    attempt not to look. “There’s nothing there to    work with! But yours!” he continued as he moved    his hand away and stared directly at the object    of discussion. “It’s impossible to ignore!”     “Tell me about it!” Margie agreed. “In school,    the boys were always sneaking up and slapping    it, really hard too!”     “Well, boys will be boys!” Michael said    touching his chin to make sure it wasn’t    bathed in saliva.      “Come to think of it, it got slapped a lot in    the girl’s locker room, too. I bet there wasn’t   a single girl in my gym class that didn’t    take a crack at my cheeks at least once in    the shower! Have you ever had your bare bottom    slapped when it’s all wet like that? Let me    tell you, it stings like crazy!”     “I can imagine!” Michael gasped.     “On my seventeenth birthday I was coming out    of the shower and they all ganged up on me and    bent me over a towel hamper. Then they took    a ping-pong paddle and each gave me seventeen    real stingers and a pinch to grow on! I sure    had a hard time sitting through math class    after that!”      Mr. Bernard suddenly felt faint. His eyes   rolled back in his head and the pen slipped out    of his hand and fell to the floor.     “Oops! Let me get that.” Margie said, bending    over his lap to retrieve the pen. Michael    looked down. His eyes came back into focus and    there it was- the opportunity of a lifetime!    It was too good to be true and far too sweet    to resist. So he lifted his right hand high    into the air. But tragically, Margie stood up    just as he was taking aim and placed the pen    into his open palm. As he finished signing the   papers, it was everything Michael could do to    keep from weeping.     “I certainly enjoyed doing business with you.”    Margie said as Mr. Bernard walked her to    the door. “This was the easiest sale I’ve    ever made!” She reached out to give him a firm     handshake, but Michael gently took her hand    into his, patting it softly.     “Miss Bach, I believe you could sell me a    fiberglass jockstrap.”     “Mr. Bernard!” Margie gulped as she withdrew    her hand. “You’re going to make me blush.”     “If only.” he said, closing the door as    she left.     After a few seconds of fond reflection, Michael    removed a large wooden paddle from the wall    behind his desk.     “Chelsea!” he shouted. “You better haul that    little fanny of yours in here right now!”      Still pouting, the young woman in long johns    immediately marched herself into the office    and bent over at the waist with her hands    resting on the edge of Mr. Bernard’s desk.    Michael looked down and was pleased to find    that she had already lowered the flap.     Margie rushed back to the office through the    thick afternoon traffic. She knew that if she    was going to finish up this deal, then get to    Nancy’s to pick up the earrings and make it    to the restaurant on time, she’d really have to    haul ass. Everything seemed to be against her.    She couldn’t get the warehouse on the phone for    an hour and then her computer froze and had to     be re-booted. It was sundown when she left the    Tan-Well office and as soon as she got on the     freeway, Margie found herself in the middle of    a major traffic jam.      “Friday in L.A.!” Margie fumed. She turned on   the radio and heard the end of a commercial    for Aunt Jacqueline’s Oven-Fresh Buns.    Then the disc jockey came on.      “Let’s start off our all-Madonna weekend with    a song from the Dick Tracy soundtrack.”      Margie quickly turned it off.     “I’m getting tired of her!” she griped.      Finding nothing better to do, Margie started    reading the license plate frame on the car in    front of her. “Sometimes I just need...”    the top part of the frame began, but the    bottom half was so bent out of shape that    it was unreadable. “Somebody must have really    done a number on her rear end!” Margie thought.     It was so late by the time she finally got to    Nancy’s house that Margie practically leaped    from her car as she parked. She scampered up to    the porch and rang the bell urgently. A minute   later, Nancy opened the door. Her face was    flushed, she seemed out of breath and oddest    of all, she was wearing a French maid’s uniform    with very high heels.     “That’s a cute little outfit!” Margie said.   “I didn’t realize it was a costume party.”     “It’s not, really. In fact, I probably won’t be    wearing this for very long.” Nancy said,    reaching into one of the pockets on the her    short, ruffled skirt. “Here you go.” She took    out a pair of earrings and handed them over.     “Thanks.” Margie then looked down and noticed    something strange. “I don’t know how to tell    you this, Nancy, but your panties are down    around your ankles.”     “I know.” Nancy sighed. “I have to walk around    like this for a while. It’s part of this game    we’re playing.”     “I see. Sort of a penalty?”     “Oh, yes! There are a lot of penalties in    this game!”     “Don’t take it so hard.” Margie said, noticing    that Nancy had been crying. “It’s just a game.    I used to play checkers with my boyfriend and    he beat the pants off me every time.”      “Nancy!” a man’s voiced boomed from the den.    “You just got a delay of game penalty!”    This was followed by the sound of a large group    of men and women laughing.     “Oh geez! I’ve got to run! I hope your date    goes really well. Bye.” Nancy panted quickly    and closed the door.     “Don’t people play Monopoly anymore?!”    Margie thought as she headed back to her car.       It was nearly 8:30 when she walked through the    front door of Delaney’s, the stylish bistro her    mystery date had suggested as a rendezvous    point. When she peeked into the dining room,    there were several couples sitting together,    but nobody who looked as if they were waiting    for someone. Then she heard a man’s voice    behind her.     “Excuse me, are you Margie Bach?”     Margie turned around to face a balding,    elderly gentleman.     “Oh. Hello. It’s nice to finally meet you.”    she said, trying not to seem disappointed.     “It’s nice to meet you, too. But I think you've    misunderstood. I’m Charles, the manager.    The man you were supposed to meet was here    earlier. He waited for quite a while, well over    an hour, then he left about five minutes ago.”     “Oh... I see.” Margie sighed, looking down at    the floor.       Charles put his hand on Margie’s shoulder    and pointed to a stairway across the hall.     “So now he’s waiting for you in the Coral Room.    That’s the bar upstairs.”                                                     Filled with new hope, Margie thanked Charles    and went up the stairs, taking two at a time.     She surveyed the crowded room from end to end,    but saw no one she recognized. The only person    that stood out at all was a well-dressed guy    at the end of the bar. She was thinking to    herself that she wouldn’t mind having him as    her mystery man when she suddenly realized that    it was Brian Fleming, the aspiring thespian who    had starred with her in that high school    production of “Kiss Me Kate.” And if he had    only been a strapping young man with a charming    smile back then, he was twice that now.    As she approached him, Brian turned to see her    beaming face.     “Margie Bach... at long last!” he exclaimed as    he stood to greet her.     “Brian! I can’t believe it!”     They embraced warmly before sitting down.     “So you’re Mr. Firmhand!” Margie said.     “Yeah, well that’s my e-mail name.”     “How’d you come up with that?”     “It’s a long story.”     “What’ll you two have?” the bartender said,   walking over from the cash register.       “I’ll have my usual, Stan.”     “Okay... and what about you, young lady?”     Margie thought for a moment.     “Can you make a pink lady?”     “You bet I can!” Stan said with a wink.     Brian and Margie joked and caught up with each    other’s lives for a while. Margie found out     that Brian worked for a publishing company.     “We publish horror and fantasy novels mostly.”    he told her.     “Like Stephen King?”       “No, but we have been involved with some of    Anne Rice’s early work.”     When the drinks arrived, Margie couldn’t help    noticing that Brian’s cocktail had a cherry    and an orange slice.     “What is that?” she asked.     “What- you’ve never had an Old-Fashioned?    Here, have some.”     He lifted the drink to her lips. Their hands    met around the glass. It burned at first,    but it left a very pleasant warm sensation    afterward.     “Mmmm. Thank you. May I have another?”    she smiled sweetly and took the glass from him    for a second swallow. This time it burned less,    but the warmth remained. Margie put the glass    back in front of Brian. “Have you ever had    a Pink Lady?” she asked, offering him some    of hers.        “Many times.” he said leaning forward to sip    from her glass. “But I never tire of them.”    After he’d sampled her drink, his face remained    close to hers, their lips almost touching.     “Firmhand!” Margie suddenly cried out, leaning    back and pointing at him. “I just remembered    what that means! That’s what Barbara used to    call you during rehearsals for ‘Kiss Me Kate’!”     “Bingo!” Brian replied, pointing back at her.     “Right! That scene where you took her over your    knee and walloped her in front of everyone!    She did complain about how realistically you    always performed that part of the show.    Hey, maybe that’s why she dropped out on    closing night!” Margie giggled. “Her poor    little butt probably just couldn’t take    any more!”     “Yes. well, I have a confession to make about    that.” Brian said, sounding somewhat contrite.    “You see, I talked Barbara into pretending she    was sick that night.”     “What?”     “Yeah. The thing is, I really wanted you to do    that scene... uh, I mean, I really wanted to    do that play with you.”     “Seriously?! I had no idea!”                                                       “It’s true. And I’ve got to tell you, working    with you was the most exciting experience of    my life!”     “Thank you!” Margie said, placing her hands    on his.     “Can I ask you something, Margie? Did being    in that play ever... you know, do anything    for you?”     Margie thought carefully.     “Not really.”     “Oh.”      Brian’s shoulders fell a little.     “No, I never caught the acting bug. By the time    I graduated high school I already knew I wanted    to go into sales.”     “And you’ve done well from what I can see.”    Brian said, seeming to cheer up a bit.     “Well, it’s a good company! You know, Consumer    Reports did a study of thirty-five different    makes of tanning booths and they concluded    that Tan-Well makes twelve of the best!”     “Really? Well, here’s to twelve of the best.”    Brian said, lifting his glass.      Margie touched her glass to his. But then,    instead of drinking, they kissed. It was a    long, deep, warm kiss and afterward Margie was    quiet and began to blush a little.     “Brian...” she began sheepishly. “I’m really    sorry about being so late tonight. I mean,    leaving you waiting all alone in the restaurant    and everything. It was extremely inconsiderate.”     “Yes... now that you mention it.” he said with    mock consternation.        “It’s a bad habit of mine.” Margie ran her    finger playfully around the edge of Brian’s    jacket sleeve. “Somebody really should break me    of it.”     “I’d be glad help... but how?”      Brian casually brushed a lock of hair away    from Margie’s left ear as he spoke.         “Well, why don’t you just take me over-”   There was a loud crash of dishes in the    kitchen downstairs, then Margie continued.   “Why don’t you just take me over to your place     and give me a good... talking to.”     By the time the two walked out of Delaney’s    it had already been decided that they would    take Brian’s car back to his house. They had    also agreed that Margie needed more than a    stern lecture to improve her behavior.      “I could just send you home and not contact    you again.” Brian suggested lightly.     Margie put her hands on her hips and frowned.       “That’s much too strict!” she protested.    Then she gently took Brian’s jacket lapels in    her hands and pulled him close. “Besides, I’ve    already gone without my supper.” She pressed    her lips to his and they kissed deeply    once again.        “Your right. Bad idea.” he admitted, slightly    out of breath as the two walked over to his    burgundy Mercedes. Brian unlocked and opened    the passenger door. “I could confine you to    my room for the rest of the night.”      “That’s hardly a punishment.” Margie replied    with a knowing grin as she climbed in.      Brian closed her door and walked around to    the driver’s side to see Margie reaching    across the front seat to unlock his door    for him. Her sleek body was bent over the    armrest as she reached up and pulled the knob.    He took a deep breath and firmly jerked the    latch, then swung the door open and eased    himself inside. They sat in silence for    a moment.       “I could wash your mouth out with soap.”    Brian offered, putting his key into the    ignition and starting the car.      “You could... but that’s for bad language.    And I never use bad language.”     “Hmm.” Brian replied. “I suppose I could make    you write ‘I will not be late.’ four or    five-hundred times.”       “Yes, I guess that would teach me a lesson.”    Margie shrugged as they drove out of the    parking lot and onto the street. “Or you could    just spank me. I love a good spanking.”       THE END |  
      
  Wild1
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  | | Posted on Friday, August 12, 2005 - 12:21 am:    |  
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  great story..never suspected the truth about Margie. wild1 ;)
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  Kimbers
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  | | Posted on Friday, August 12, 2005 - 12:31 pm:    |  
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  I love it! Bravo!   "When choosing between two evils I always like to take the one I've never tried before"   - Mae West
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  Smartnnaughty
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  | | Posted on Saturday, August 13, 2005 - 06:18 am:    |  
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  Alex, you are very talented. I kept wondering when she was going to catch on. Personally I think she has a split personality of which only one is a spanko. That would explain things!    Thank you for your writing. Sassy Sassy Sassy  No one can be as Sassy as me!
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  Cindi
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  | | Posted on Sunday, August 14, 2005 - 06:04 am:    |  
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  That was a great story, TY.    Cindi |  
      
  Fanny
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  | | Posted on Monday, August 15, 2005 - 10:19 am:    |  
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  LOL!!!!  This reminds me of Amelia Bedelia. You jusy have to love someone smart enough to pull up playing naive.  Queen of Innocence    "Well behaved woman rarely make history"    
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  Hunnybunny
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  | | Posted on Thursday, August 18, 2005 - 03:35 pm:    |  
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  Love the story! The best way to behave is not to  -Abercrombie & Fitch          
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  Bobbi71
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  | | Posted on Saturday, August 20, 2005 - 12:57 am:    |  
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  I really enjoyed your story, but I thought that it should have been her boss who was sending her flowers. |  
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