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  Ssc
 New member Username: Ssc
  Post Number: 2 Registered: 11-2005
 
  
  | | Posted on Tuesday, November 08, 2005 - 11:30 pm:    |  
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  Singin under the waterfall  somewhere around dark  an old elf suddenly calls  "Hey, where's my shorts!"    He'd been bathing  to see an old lady friend,  of course, above his singing  he didn't hear his wife sneak in!    She tore his shorts to ribbons;  tied his shirt to a branch,  then she soaked his towel,  rolled it up, and THWACK!    Now he's sitting home  not having to fake a frown,  listening to her scold.  Who knew a towel could STING? SSC = Super inSane and Crazy!
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  Sdhrts
 Junior Spanko Username: Sdhrts
  Post Number: 61 Registered: 10-2005
 
  
  | | Posted on Wednesday, November 09, 2005 - 12:35 am:    |  
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  Welcome to the Den Ssc. Thanks for the story and please keep them comming. Our heads are full of this good stuff.... Is IT Better To Give Than To Recieve?
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  Ziggy
 Advanced Spanko  Username: Ziggy
  Post Number: 983 Registered: 08-2005
  | | Posted on Wednesday, November 09, 2005 - 09:55 am:    |  
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  that was really good. and I would think it would hurt also when caught run faster then him
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