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Shylah
Advanced Spanko
Username: Shylah

Post Number: 626
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Tuesday, January 31, 2006 - 04:31 pm:   Edit Post

I like posting jokes from time to time because it just MIGHT give someone a laugh or a smile. They may not be spanking related...but everyone needs a laugh now and again.

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A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge 7-foot wide heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When everyone stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral.

I'm a gynecologist."

That's when the proctologist fainted.
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Pinkcheeks
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Username: Pinkcheeks

Post Number: 63
Registered: 12-2005


Posted on Tuesday, January 31, 2006 - 05:05 pm:   Edit Post


My favorite color? pink of course :-)
"But honey...wait...I didn't mean it!!"
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Tammynx
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Username: Tammynx

Post Number: 280
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Tuesday, January 31, 2006 - 05:34 pm:   Edit Post

I DID need a laugh!! Thank you so much Shylah!!
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Wolfie
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Wolfie

Post Number: 1219
Registered: 04-2005


Posted on Tuesday, January 31, 2006 - 06:09 pm:   Edit Post

Too funny! Thanks Shylah.
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.

Grow old with me, the best is yet to be.
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Katie_spades
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Username: Katie_spades

Post Number: 334
Registered: 11-2005


Posted on Tuesday, January 31, 2006 - 10:27 pm:   Edit Post

Wow - I really lack common sense because I don't get it at all, LOL.
I'm sorry, but not as sorry as I'm gonna be.
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Pinkcheeks
Spanko
Username: Pinkcheeks

Post Number: 64
Registered: 12-2005


Posted on Wednesday, February 01, 2006 - 11:08 am:   Edit Post

Uummmm....Katie...I think I can explain it this way:

if the cardiologist is lead into a heart...and a gynocologist is lead into a female's "private area" (trying to be coy here)....then a proctologist (hinney/ass doctor) would be lead into a ................

get it?
My favorite color? pink of course :-)
"But honey...wait...I didn't mean it!!"
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Katie_spades
Advanced Spanko
Username: Katie_spades

Post Number: 357
Registered: 11-2005


Posted on Monday, February 06, 2006 - 07:22 pm:   Edit Post

oh my god - I am a total momo!!! thanks cheeks for the info!!!!
I'm sorry, but not as sorry as I'm gonna be.
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Pinkcheeks
Spanko
Username: Pinkcheeks

Post Number: 71
Registered: 12-2005


Posted on Tuesday, February 07, 2006 - 07:17 am:   Edit Post

Katie...you are TOOOOO cute!!

My favorite color? pink of course :-)
"But honey...wait...I didn't mean it!!"
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Katie_spades
Advanced Spanko
Username: Katie_spades

Post Number: 367
Registered: 11-2005


Posted on Tuesday, February 07, 2006 - 08:54 pm:   Edit Post

OMG, that is sooooo sweet of you! Thank you! That is so nice; omg I just LOVE this place! Thank you!

I'm sorry, but not as sorry as I'm gonna be.

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