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Shylah
Advanced Spanko
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 622
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, January 28, 2006 - 12:40 pm: | 
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During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a room with or without a view?"
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Wolfie
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Wolfie
Post Number: 1187
Registered: 04-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, January 28, 2006 - 01:11 pm: |
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Hehehehehe I would have chosen the bucket too Shylah...when do I move in? 
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.
Grow old with me, the best is yet to be.
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Itchy
Advanced Spanko
Username: Itchy
Post Number: 402
Registered: 08-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, January 28, 2006 - 02:14 pm: |
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i,ll have a room with a veiw thanx lol
"Evaluation has replaced torture as the primary means of social control"
Foccoult
ohhh how boring
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Shylah
Advanced Spanko
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 623
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, January 28, 2006 - 02:55 pm: |
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*GIGGLES*
The reason I posted this joke is because when a person I knew for a long time found out about my spanking lifestyle, she suggested I get therapy.
The girl just don't know what she's missin...ha!
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Tammynx
Advanced Spanko
Username: Tammynx
Post Number: 266
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, January 28, 2006 - 03:09 pm: |
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My first thought was the bucket too....sheesshh do we all need a room??
Yep Shylah your friend is missing out!!  |
Pinkcheeks
New member
Username: Pinkcheeks
Post Number: 48
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, January 28, 2006 - 07:09 pm: |
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 the bucket was my first choice too!....what is even more funny are the little icons you guys use with your posts!! Wolfie-that mouse is adorable!! - and I love Shylah's little guy in the shower...where do you find these????
My favorite color? pink of course
"But honey...wait...I didn't mean it!!"
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Tammynx
Advanced Spanko
Username: Tammynx
Post Number: 267
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, January 28, 2006 - 08:09 pm: |
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hey Pinkcheeks you can get them anywhere!! Wolfie has the best...and Zippo and Shylah.
When you see one you like right click on it and save it.
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Kryssi
New member
Username: Kryssi
Post Number: 20
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, January 29, 2006 - 01:04 am: |
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That's kinda funny, I have been institutionalized (mental hospital) and I chose to pull the plug hmmm... very interesting!!!!
"I'm so tired of being here... supressed by all my childish fears"
Evanescence ~ My Immortal
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Katie_spades
Advanced Spanko
Username: Katie_spades
Post Number: 309
Registered: 11-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, January 29, 2006 - 01:46 am: |
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I was thinking bucket - now i'm not so sure if I get the joke. I know I'm blonde and lack a lot of common sense but feel really stupid so could someone please explain? Thanks!
I'm sorry, but not as sorry as I'm gonna be.
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Bethie
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Bethie
Post Number: 656
Registered: 04-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, January 29, 2006 - 02:03 pm: |
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"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a room with or without a view?"
Get it now? |
Pinkcheeks
Spanko
Username: Pinkcheeks
Post Number: 54
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, January 29, 2006 - 03:17 pm: |
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<---runs all over the den "stealing" the cute little icons 
**thanks for the info Tammy - and that mouse is adorable!!!! * I stole that too *
My favorite color? pink of course
"But honey...wait...I didn't mean it!!"
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Tammynx
Advanced Spanko
Username: Tammynx
Post Number: 275
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, January 29, 2006 - 05:23 pm: |
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Katie_spades
Advanced Spanko
Username: Katie_spades
Post Number: 320
Registered: 11-2005
| | Posted on Monday, January 30, 2006 - 01:57 am: |
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I'm still trying Bethie but thanks - maybe i'll have Jake try to go through it step by step with me, LOL... 
I'm sorry, but not as sorry as I'm gonna be.
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Hexo
New member
Username: Hexo
Post Number: 11
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, February 01, 2006 - 02:09 pm: |
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Maybe the quickest way to displace water is to throw the director in.
I chose the road less traveled. Now where the hell am I?
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Katie_spades
Advanced Spanko
Username: Katie_spades
Post Number: 358
Registered: 11-2005
| | Posted on Monday, February 06, 2006 - 07:23 pm: |
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HAHA TOO FUNNY! 
I'm sorry, but not as sorry as I'm gonna be.
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Me_home_here
Spanko
Username: Me_home_here
Post Number: 120
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Monday, April 24, 2006 - 07:33 pm: |
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I'd like a room with a friend please
Its like work. the harder its done the better it feels
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