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Tammynx
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Username: Tammynx

Post Number: 1471
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Thursday, November 09, 2006 - 03:43 pm:   Edit Post

Agatha spent several days in the hospital. She wasn't injured, and she wasn't sick, but she did have to be carried out when she left though. Why was she in the hospital?
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Shylah
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Username: Shylah

Post Number: 1461
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Thursday, November 09, 2006 - 04:39 pm:   Edit Post

She was a newborn?
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Tammynx
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Username: Tammynx

Post Number: 1472
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Thursday, November 09, 2006 - 06:33 pm:   Edit Post

Very good!!

There wasn't even a door!!!
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Shylah
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Username: Shylah

Post Number: 1466
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Friday, November 10, 2006 - 07:31 am:   Edit Post

OMG!! I was right!! And I didn't even have any help!!

*doin the happy dance*


Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Ma_vie_en_rose
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Username: Ma_vie_en_rose

Post Number: 288
Registered: 01-2006


Posted on Friday, November 10, 2006 - 11:37 am:   Edit Post

shows how morbid my mind was "She was dead and in the Morgue"
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Buenaventura
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Username: Buenaventura

Post Number: 302
Registered: 04-2006


Posted on Friday, November 10, 2006 - 01:00 pm:   Edit Post

Ha ha Rose you,re funny.Next step necrofilia.Did you hear about the 2 necrofiliacs walking down the street on a hot day.Pass the morgue and one says to the other "Let,s stop off for a cold one"Sorry bout that.
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Fanny
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Username: Fanny

Post Number: 2900
Registered: 05-2005


Posted on Friday, November 10, 2006 - 01:11 pm:   Edit Post

ummmmmmm........Buena.......YUCK!!!!
Queen of Innocence

"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Tammynx
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Username: Tammynx

Post Number: 1475
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Friday, November 10, 2006 - 01:25 pm:   Edit Post

Really that was yucky!!!

I guess my riddle wasn't appreciated very much....I'll re-think before posting another.
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Fanny
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Username: Fanny

Post Number: 2902
Registered: 05-2005


Posted on Friday, November 10, 2006 - 04:10 pm:   Edit Post

I appreciate your riddles a lot, Tammy, even though they require me dusting off my brain. But what the heck, I don't use it enough anyway.
Queen of Innocence

"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Tammynx
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Username: Tammynx

Post Number: 1476
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Saturday, November 11, 2006 - 12:45 am:   Edit Post

Thank you Fanny!!
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Buenaventura
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Username: Buenaventura

Post Number: 304
Registered: 04-2006


Posted on Saturday, November 11, 2006 - 06:13 am:   Edit Post

Of course YUCK ninnies you,re not sopposed to be a necrofiliac to appreciate the joke.They say a lot of men think they,re necrofiliacs cuase their wifes never move.(Ya see it,s a play on words most guys when they want a beer on a hot day say "lets have a cold one" JEEZ Bring on another riddle.
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Fanny
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Username: Fanny

Post Number: 2910
Registered: 05-2005


Posted on Saturday, November 11, 2006 - 02:17 pm:   Edit Post

Of course we GET the joke, Buena, we were merely expressing our reaction to it

Not only because we don't want to insult any dead people we wives may not appreciate being compared to corpes. Apparently the men who joke about it have no idea how to properly stimulate a woman.

(Message edited by fanny on November 12, 2006)
Queen of Innocence

"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Buenaventura
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Username: Buenaventura

Post Number: 306
Registered: 04-2006


Posted on Sunday, November 12, 2006 - 07:32 am:   Edit Post

Simulate or stimulate Fanny??
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Fanny
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Username: Fanny

Post Number: 2915
Registered: 05-2005


Posted on Sunday, November 12, 2006 - 01:17 pm:   Edit Post

Caught that did you Buena?
Queen of Innocence

"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Ma_vie_en_rose
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Username: Ma_vie_en_rose

Post Number: 292
Registered: 01-2006


Posted on Sunday, November 12, 2006 - 02:31 pm:   Edit Post

Buena. That reminds me of a poem I wrote one day! It's a little more in line with our forum too.

A sadist and a masochist
were sitting in a tree
The masochist said "Ouch!"
And the sadist said "Tee hee!"

I'm kind of a literary genius ;)
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Tammynx
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Username: Tammynx

Post Number: 1477
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Sunday, November 12, 2006 - 03:14 pm:   Edit Post

Jeezz OFF Topic here....
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Buenaventura
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Username: Buenaventura

Post Number: 307
Registered: 04-2006


Posted on Sunday, November 12, 2006 - 04:11 pm:   Edit Post

A sadist and a masochist went to a hotel room.They got undressed and the masochist said hit me.The sadist thought about it for a min.and said NO!!
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Shylah
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Username: Shylah

Post Number: 1469
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Sunday, November 12, 2006 - 04:16 pm:   Edit Post





OKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK...

time for the Spanking Police to visit BV and Fanny!!


Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Tammynx
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Username: Tammynx

Post Number: 1481
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Sunday, November 12, 2006 - 04:40 pm:   Edit Post

Thank you Sheriff Shylah!!!

I guess my off topic post wasn't read

(Message edited by tammynx on November 12, 2006)
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Shylah
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Username: Shylah

Post Number: 1472
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Sunday, November 12, 2006 - 04:49 pm:   Edit Post

Wallllll...it' wuz my plesure little lady...uh huh
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.

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