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Tammynx
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Post Number: 1372
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Posted on Thursday, October 19, 2006 - 06:10 pm:   Edit Post

Two cops walked into a room with no windows and found a dead man who obviously hung himself from the ceiling, though they couldn't figure out how. There was no chair beneath him that he might have jumped off of, or a table. Just a puddle of water.

How'd he do it
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Shylah
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Post Number: 1412
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Thursday, October 19, 2006 - 06:35 pm:   Edit Post

Well it's obvious to me.

Poor old dear lost the will to spank.

Hung himself in effigy.

The water was to douse the flames but he forgot to start the fire.
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Tammynx
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Post Number: 1373
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Posted on Thursday, October 19, 2006 - 07:54 pm:   Edit Post

Very good guess but its not right!!
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Bethie
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Post Number: 1172
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Posted on Thursday, October 19, 2006 - 10:29 pm:   Edit Post

He was standing on a block of ice when he hung himself?

I think I saw this on a CSI once...
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Tammynx
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Post Number: 1376
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Posted on Friday, October 20, 2006 - 08:25 am:   Edit Post

You are right Bethie!!

I can't fool any of you. I think I might have seen that CSI. It didn't occur to me until you said that.
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Fortissimo
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Posted on Thursday, November 30, 2006 - 11:58 am:   Edit Post

He stood on a block of ice?
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Pinkcheeks
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Post Number: 996
Registered: 12-2005


Posted on Thursday, November 30, 2006 - 01:41 pm:   Edit Post

Fortissimo - yes, then the block of ice melted producing the puddle of water under him.

**good one Tammy :-)
"Do I have to be good ALL the time?"
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Shylah
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Post Number: 1507
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Posted on Thursday, November 30, 2006 - 05:00 pm:   Edit Post

HMMM...you would have thought he would get cold feet!

Get it?

Cold feet???

Gawd I kill myself!


Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Tammynx
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Posted on Thursday, November 30, 2006 - 05:29 pm:   Edit Post

well at least you didn't complain about the door!!
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Buenaventura
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Post Number: 345
Registered: 04-2006


Posted on Thursday, November 30, 2006 - 09:43 pm:   Edit Post

AAAAW Shylah even when you invent them they,re good.
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Shylah
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Posted on Friday, December 01, 2006 - 01:19 am:   Edit Post


Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Fanny
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Post Number: 2964
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Posted on Friday, December 01, 2006 - 08:44 am:   Edit Post

Buena, are you trying to kiss up to one of the moderators, or do you have a not so secret crush on Shylah?!?!?
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Tammynx
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Posted on Friday, December 01, 2006 - 09:55 am:   Edit Post

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Shylah
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Posted on Friday, December 01, 2006 - 11:27 am:   Edit Post


Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Fanny
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Posted on Friday, December 01, 2006 - 11:52 am:   Edit Post

I know you can't help it Shylah, you are just so darn adorable. To know you is to love you.
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Buenaventura
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Post Number: 348
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Posted on Friday, December 01, 2006 - 12:38 pm:   Edit Post

Hey mods.I love you all.Even when you,re on my case.
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Fanny
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Post Number: 2967
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Posted on Friday, December 01, 2006 - 01:03 pm:   Edit Post

On your case, Buena? Surely you jest!!

We only get tough when absolutley, positively necessary.

Okay, I know I am going to get feedback on that remark....but I have no fear, bring it on!
Queen of Innocence

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Buenaventura
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Post Number: 349
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Posted on Friday, December 01, 2006 - 11:57 pm:   Edit Post

Fanny I have a spanking fantasy about you.(Who wouldn,t like to spank a mod?)You all want to be a little jelous??I,m leaving on tuesday for the coast for 5 days with my spankee to a house that a friend loaned me right on the beach nobody within 100 yards on either side for a spanking holiday(We can even skinny dip)Ifyou like I,ll even tell you about it when I get back.At last nobody will be able to hear those hand and strap spankings.
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Buenaventura
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Post Number: 350
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Posted on Friday, December 01, 2006 - 11:59 pm:   Edit Post

Was that a hijack???
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Tammynx
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Post Number: 1535
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Posted on Saturday, December 02, 2006 - 12:01 pm:   Edit Post

YES that was a hijack....i think that maybe Buenaventura needs a spanking...and NO I'm not offering to do it!!
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Fanny
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Posted on Saturday, December 02, 2006 - 12:11 pm:   Edit Post

I'm not sure I agree with you Tammy. Okay not about the spanking part, but about a thread on jokes in the everyday section actually being able of being highjacked? Now there is a thought to ponder on.
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Fanny
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Posted on Saturday, December 02, 2006 - 12:13 pm:   Edit Post

Okay back to the joke of the thread. Now, am I to understand that the door was actually made of ice and that is why the guy killed himself because he lost the will to spank?
Queen of Innocence

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Buenaventura
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Post Number: 354
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Posted on Saturday, December 02, 2006 - 01:03 pm:   Edit Post

Just as well Tammy in the confusion you could well end up
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Tammynx
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Post Number: 1536
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Posted on Saturday, December 02, 2006 - 01:15 pm:   Edit Post

Is that so??
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Fanny
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Posted on Saturday, December 02, 2006 - 02:14 pm:   Edit Post

No, Tammy the correct response is "oh yeah, you and what army?"

Maybe I have been dipping into the eggnog a few too many times already!
Queen of Innocence

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Buenaventura
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Post Number: 355
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Posted on Saturday, December 02, 2006 - 06:12 pm:   Edit Post

AAAAAAW Fanny since when does Buenaventura need an army with 2 little girls like you two.My trusty old bath brush could handle 2 sweet mods without any help from an army.
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Fanny
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Posted on Saturday, December 02, 2006 - 07:34 pm:   Edit Post

Okay, this has to be the longest thread with so many unrelated topics than any other in the Den. Shall we give it a star?

Buena, I didn't realize you were going after both of us. My apologizies, you do not need an army.
You will of course require two armies.
Queen of Innocence

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Fanny
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Posted on Saturday, December 02, 2006 - 07:35 pm:   Edit Post

.....and whatever happened to those two cops at the beginning of this thread?
Queen of Innocence

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Buenaventura
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Posted on Saturday, December 02, 2006 - 10:23 pm:   Edit Post

Ha ha ok!!Buenas noches señoras.
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Tammynx
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Posted on Saturday, December 02, 2006 - 11:21 pm:   Edit Post

Cops what cops??
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Fanny
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Posted on Sunday, December 03, 2006 - 11:16 am:   Edit Post

Tammy, you nut....."two cops walked into a room.."

SCROLL UP!!!
Queen of Innocence

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Shylah
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Posted on Sunday, December 03, 2006 - 01:19 pm:   Edit Post

They were female cops and they are going to Buena's house next to spank the hijacker!!

MUWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Damn I'm good.
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Fanny
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Posted on Sunday, December 03, 2006 - 02:36 pm:   Edit Post

Good response Shylah. It is about time some females here learn it is better to give than receive!!
----Buenaventura

Me, well I am a pushover so we will need some touger volunteers.
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Buenaventura
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Post Number: 357
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Posted on Sunday, December 03, 2006 - 03:59 pm:   Edit Post

Wow what an honor wake up with three mods wanting to spank me.Hey tell you what lets make it a free for all and you all get a shot at me and I get to spank all three.Damn now that,s a fantasy!Why don,t I take you all down to the beach and we,ll just let our imaginations run wild.
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Shylah
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Posted on Sunday, December 03, 2006 - 04:31 pm:   Edit Post

Dream on BuenBaby...Dream on!

Sheesh...I've said it before and I'll say it again...

MEN! Can't shoot em...can't boil em alive


oh...wait...I just thought of something...after we get done with you...what makes you think you'll be in any shape or condition to sit and put us otk?
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Fanny
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Post Number: 2979
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Posted on Sunday, December 03, 2006 - 06:31 pm:   Edit Post

Hey who said WE wanted to spank you? I believe what was said was that you NEEDED a spanking. I don't think any of us are switches.

AND Shylah has a point, after you get it from three strong, tough female cops, what makes you think.......what Shylah said?

There's a typical man for you thinking he is going to get all of his fantasies fulfilled. Hey Buena, you would have to catch me first and that ain't gonna happen.
Queen of Innocence

"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Buenaventura
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Posted on Sunday, December 03, 2006 - 10:52 pm:   Edit Post

First of all Fanny you said that some females here should learn to give instead of recieve.And Shylah who said anything about over the knee?Third we,re all hijackers now!And fourth yeah I don,t mind dreaming of Santa bringing me 3 mods to spank!!Hell yes I,ll dream!!!And bring on the 2 female cops I,ll spank them too.HOLIDAY TIME!!!!
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Buenaventura
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Posted on Sunday, December 03, 2006 - 10:54 pm:   Edit Post

That,s one of my enduring fantasies by the way spanking female cops!!
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Ma_vie_en_rose
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Posted on Monday, December 04, 2006 - 01:17 am:   Edit Post

Oh, Buena, I think that's everyone's fantasy ;)
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Shylah
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Posted on Monday, December 04, 2006 - 05:05 am:   Edit Post



Who spilled all this *&@%*&# testosterone in here????
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Buenaventura
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Posted on Monday, December 04, 2006 - 06:26 am:   Edit Post

Shylah We,re probably the only two awake right now.Just between the two of us wasn,t this a fun thread??
Well back to the grind.
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Fanny
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Posted on Monday, December 04, 2006 - 11:46 am:   Edit Post

Wait a minute here!!!! If I am going to be spanked it's OTK or nothing.

And yeah, we are all highjackers now so we better all be hoping that Bethie is not a switch.

Back to the subject at hand.....um.....what the heck was it anyway?
Oh yeah a riddle about 2 cops who found the dead body of the guy who offed himself with an ice door because he lost the will to spank.

Obviously no one here with that problem.
Queen of Innocence

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Tammynx
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Posted on Monday, December 04, 2006 - 12:38 pm:   Edit Post

The riddle was long ago I forgot all about it.

I say Buenaventura gets the award for most hijacked threads!!!
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Fanny
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Posted on Monday, December 04, 2006 - 02:45 pm:   Edit Post

I second that nomination. Buena is podrido.
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Buenaventura
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Posted on Monday, December 04, 2006 - 06:39 pm:   Edit Post

Thems heavy words Fanny.I may be getting old but I,m not dead yet and so haven,t begun to "rot".
Boy do you deserve a spanking for that!!!
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Shylah
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Posted on Monday, December 04, 2006 - 07:58 pm:   Edit Post

Well for the life of me I just can't imagine WHY anyone would want to spank Fanny, Tammy or me! We are three of the most adorable INNOCENT angels you will ever find!

Pure as the driven snow.

Innocent as newborn babes.

The epitamy of modest behavior and manners to make Emily Post look like a hillbilly.

Spank us?

Perish the thought!!!!!


Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Fanny
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Posted on Monday, December 04, 2006 - 08:22 pm:   Edit Post

rot? rotten? really, really bad. Get my point, Buena? Or is it a cultural difference?

It makes sense to me entirely. Shylah and Tammy back me up on this quickly!!

(P.S. Shylah you may be laying it on a bit thick, you need to stay believable you know.)
Queen of Innocence

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Buenaventura
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Posted on Monday, December 04, 2006 - 09:46 pm:   Edit Post

Well maybe podrido means something else up there.Maybe it,s different in spanglish.you,ll have to give me classes.See you all when I get back from my trip.Three beautiful mod.spankees
I,ll think of you when I,m on the beach.
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Fanny
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Posted on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 - 11:19 am:   Edit Post

Mal......is that a better word to use, Beuna?

I'm quite sure that your mind will be elsewhere when you are on the beach.
Queen of Innocence

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Shylah
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Posted on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 - 08:15 pm:   Edit Post

I AM BEING BELIEVABLE!!

Or I thought I was.

Wait...yup...I was.

Trust me.
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Fanny
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Posted on Tuesday, December 05, 2006 - 08:49 pm:   Edit Post

On second thought Shylah, I think you didn't quite lay it on thick enough. Saintly is the word I was thinking of.
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Shylah
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Posted on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 - 11:01 am:   Edit Post



ANGELIC??? NOOOOOOOOOO PROBLEM!!!!
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Fanny
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Posted on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 - 11:35 am:   Edit Post

THAT IS EXACTLY IT SHYLAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want him as my body guard
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Tammynx
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Posted on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 - 11:36 am:   Edit Post

Here is a new riddle....just exactly how many different directions has this thread gone???

Any takers???
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Fanny
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Posted on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 - 11:46 am:   Edit Post

1,298? Give or take one or two.
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Tammynx
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Posted on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 - 03:49 pm:   Edit Post

I'd say thats pretty damn good guess!!


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Shylah
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Posted on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 - 08:49 pm:   Edit Post

Well, if you ask me....this thread lost it's way when the cops went in the room and found that fella!

I mean, he hung there long enough for the ice to melt! Don't they ever check on anyone?

Didn't the DOOR have one of those little windows?

And why did it take 2 cops?

Why did he hang himself?

Why hasn't BV got his ass in here to talk to us? Old fella too busy on that beach?

Or maybe that subbie of his wore the poor old thing out.

Or maybe I should just go to bed since it's 2 am and I've played mahjong till I see little tiles before my eyes.

Am I rambling?
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Fanny
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Posted on Wednesday, December 06, 2006 - 09:39 pm:   Edit Post

Not at all darling, you make perfect sense to me.
Queen of Innocence

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Tammynx
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Posted on Thursday, December 07, 2006 - 12:01 pm:   Edit Post

Note to self:
Don't tell Shlyah any jokes or riddles she picks them apart and asks to damn many questions!!

:-)
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Shylah
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Posted on Friday, December 08, 2006 - 05:21 pm:   Edit Post

Well how am I expected to learn anything if I don't ask questions???

HUH????

Answer THAT one!!!
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Fanny
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Posted on Friday, December 08, 2006 - 06:16 pm:   Edit Post

That very question has put me in the hot seat more than once Shylah!

Plus, I do believe that I used that very same tone of voice that I read in your post.
Queen of Innocence

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Shylah
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Posted on Saturday, December 09, 2006 - 06:08 pm:   Edit Post

Great minds think alike Fanny!!!

How did he get ice that big enough to stand on in there in the first place?
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Buenaventura
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Posted on Sunday, December 10, 2006 - 02:22 pm:   Edit Post

Oh Shylah it,s a hundred lb.block of ice.Old fella huh?You have me confused with the guy you live with.I,d a kept you 3 and my subbie busy for the whole 5 days and you,d a all found out what a real spanker is.Obviously you guys are so mouthy cause you don,t get spanked enough.Or do mods not get spanked anymore??
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Shylah
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Posted on Sunday, December 10, 2006 - 03:23 pm:   Edit Post

MOUTHY? MOUTHY???????

WE are NOT mouthy!! WE are IMAGINATIVE and it shows in our wit and humor.

so there.


Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Fanny
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Posted on Sunday, December 10, 2006 - 03:24 pm:   Edit Post

Buena, you loom very large in your own legend

MOUTHY??!?!?!? Well, I have never...@*&@@#**&%$^
Queen of Innocence

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Fanny
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Post Number: 3004
Registered: 05-2005


Posted on Sunday, December 10, 2006 - 03:26 pm:   Edit Post

P.S. This particular mod is kept delightfully well spanked, but I have spent decades perfectly my button pushing technique.
Queen of Innocence

"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Shylah
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Shylah

Post Number: 1539
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Sunday, December 10, 2006 - 03:28 pm:   Edit Post

I betcha haveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Fanny
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Fanny

Post Number: 3006
Registered: 05-2005


Posted on Sunday, December 10, 2006 - 03:32 pm:   Edit Post

Well someone has to keep these men in line. Shesh, the work load I have!
Queen of Innocence

"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Bethie
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Username: Bethie

Post Number: 1202
Registered: 04-2005


Posted on Sunday, December 10, 2006 - 04:58 pm:   Edit Post

Geez! I get busy for a few days and you guys run off with this thread. I knew I was missing out on some fun somewhere!

I can see you ladies have this in control so I'm outta here.

Good luck, Buena, I think they're after you! sneakup
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Buenaventura
Advanced Spanko
Username: Buenaventura

Post Number: 368
Registered: 04-2006


Posted on Sunday, December 10, 2006 - 11:43 pm:   Edit Post

Yeah Bethie I,m really sweatin, it."Buenaventura The Legend" Jesus Fanny is that damning with faint praise?As long as you,re thousands of miles away push all the buttons you want.(Bet you don,t push the ones at home as swiftly).Me I,m just a novice spanker but I know when somebody needs their butt warmed.
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Shylah
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Username: Shylah

Post Number: 1541
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Monday, December 11, 2006 - 05:33 am:   Edit Post

I push buttons everyday with no consenquences...

I push the buttons on my puter, my tv remote, my dishwasher, my sewing machines, the VCR, the DVD player and....oh yeah...the OLD ONE.

Hell he's so old he don't notice. If he looks at me I just smile and nod...smile and nod...and then send him to his workshop.

He is a very well trained hubby. He puts the toilet seat down too! (for fear of his life!)

BV, a legend? HA!

SHYLAH THE MAGNIFICENT!! BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP THE ADORABLE ONE! ALL HAIL!!


Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Buenaventura
Advanced Spanko
Username: Buenaventura

Post Number: 369
Registered: 04-2006


Posted on Monday, December 11, 2006 - 08:39 am:   Edit Post

Yeah Shylah maybe I should have a word with him.inspire him a little.only a few years difference btween us no reason why he shouldn,t be as mean as me.
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Shylah
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Shylah

Post Number: 1545
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Monday, December 11, 2006 - 10:20 am:   Edit Post

Oh please!

Stop!

My sides hurt from laughing!

I can't take it!

(sound familar?)

He don't spank the ADORABLE ONE!!

I'm too good.

Have all the words you want, he's deaf as a post.
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.

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