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Shylah
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Shylah

Post Number: 1354
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Thursday, September 21, 2006 - 09:02 pm:   Edit Post

BLESSED ARE THE CRACKED; FOR IT IS THEY WHO LET IN THE LIGHT




Let's see if I understand how the world works lately...









If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant.



If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer,

your family blames the tobacco company.




If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.




If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television.




If your friend is shot by a deranged madman,

you blame the gun manufacturer.




And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.



I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.

Soooooo..............

if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked in front of this computer,

I want all of you to blame Bill Gates...okay???
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Pinkcheeks
Supreme Spanko
Username: Pinkcheeks

Post Number: 854
Registered: 12-2005


Posted on Friday, September 22, 2006 - 02:20 pm:   Edit Post

You got it Shylah!
"Do I have to be good ALL the time?"
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Katie_spades
Supreme Spanko
Username: Katie_spades

Post Number: 708
Registered: 11-2005


Posted on Friday, September 22, 2006 - 07:53 pm:   Edit Post

Wow, that was good! Thanks for the laugh!

The Princess of Spanking™
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Cheekychipmunk
Advanced Spanko
Username: Cheekychipmunk

Post Number: 141
Registered: 05-2006
Posted on Friday, September 22, 2006 - 08:37 pm:   Edit Post

That was funny.
"Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence."
Sloan Wilson

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