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Kryssi
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Username: Kryssi

Post Number: 55
Registered: 12-2005


Posted on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 - 01:27 am:   Edit Post

Sometimes it pays to be old!!!


No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile. An Elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.

Holding hands they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Andy had carved "I love you, Sally."

On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up, but not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money--fifty-thousand dollars.

Andy said, "We've got to give it back."

Sally said, "Finders keepers." She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.

The next day, two FBI men were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knock on the door. "Pardon me, but did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?" Sally said, "No."

Andy said, "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic." Sally said, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."

The agents turn to Andy and began to question him. One says: "Tell us the story from the beginning."

Andy said, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday.... "

The first FBI guy turns to his partner and says, "We're outta here."
"I'm so tired of being here... supressed by all my childish fears"

Evanescence ~ My Immortal
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Pinkcheeks
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Username: Pinkcheeks

Post Number: 465
Registered: 12-2005


Posted on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 - 06:08 am:   Edit Post

...aaahhhh - senility!
"Thought I WAS being a good girl...really I did!"
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Buenaventura
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Username: Buenaventura

Post Number: 47
Registered: 04-2006
Posted on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 - 10:44 am:   Edit Post

Good story Kryssi.Got a good laugh.
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Shylah
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Shylah

Post Number: 1044
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 - 01:40 pm:   Edit Post

I want to know where that armored car is!
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Butterfly84
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Username: Butterfly84

Post Number: 56
Registered: 05-2006
Posted on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 - 11:54 pm:   Edit Post

*giggling* It pays to be senile!
~*butterfly*~

Nobody suspects the butterfly...

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