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Shylah
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Username: Shylah

Post Number: 821
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Wednesday, May 03, 2006 - 05:25 pm:   Edit Post

DA VINCI CODE

Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols:



It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old!



The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss the meaning of the markings.

The President of the society pointed to first drawing and said: "This is a woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey,
so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil.
The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them."



Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that if a famine hit the earth and food didn't grow, they seek food from the sea. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews

The audience applauded enthusiastically.




Then a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said,
"Idiots, Hebrew is read from right to left......
It says: 'Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Chick !
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Reader_girl
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Post Number: 128
Registered: 07-2005
Posted on Wednesday, May 03, 2006 - 06:06 pm:   Edit Post

Oh, Shylah!
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Tammynx
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Post Number: 394
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Wednesday, May 03, 2006 - 06:26 pm:   Edit Post

OMG Now that is FUNNY!!

Shylah where in the world do you get this stuff???

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Tammynx
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Post Number: 395
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Wednesday, May 03, 2006 - 06:33 pm:   Edit Post

Even K thought it was funny...I had to cut and paste it and e-mail it to him....he said it doesn't make up for your earlier remarks!! But he liked it!! :-)
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Shylah
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Post Number: 823
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Wednesday, May 03, 2006 - 06:59 pm:   Edit Post

What if I promised some of my SPECIAL HOME MADE APPLE CRISP??
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Tammynx
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Post Number: 398
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Wednesday, May 03, 2006 - 07:28 pm:   Edit Post

That might just do it....that is IF I tell him you would make him some Apple Crisp.
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Wolfie
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Post Number: 1641
Registered: 04-2005


Posted on Wednesday, May 03, 2006 - 09:45 pm:   Edit Post

The heck with K, make me some apple crisp!
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.

Grow old with me, the best is yet to be.
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Bethie
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Post Number: 791
Registered: 04-2005


Posted on Thursday, May 04, 2006 - 04:26 am:   Edit Post

Did someone say apple crisp?
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Pinkcheeks
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Post Number: 353
Registered: 12-2005


Posted on Thursday, May 04, 2006 - 07:49 am:   Edit Post

I agree!!!! APPLE CRISP!!!!
(pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeese)
**loved the joke too**
"Thought I WAS being a good girl...really I did!"
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Shylah
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Post Number: 825
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Thursday, May 04, 2006 - 08:34 am:   Edit Post

IF???
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Tammynx
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Post Number: 403
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Thursday, May 04, 2006 - 09:41 am:   Edit Post

NOW see what you started??? We ALL want apple crisp!!! and yes I said IF!!! :-)
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Shylah
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Post Number: 828
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Thursday, May 04, 2006 - 09:59 am:   Edit Post

If you ask me nicely...I'll post the recipe.

NICELY
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Tammynx
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Post Number: 408
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Thursday, May 04, 2006 - 11:12 am:   Edit Post

Ohhh please...pretty please with a cherry on top!!!
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Fanny
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Post Number: 2241
Registered: 05-2005


Posted on Thursday, May 04, 2006 - 11:33 am:   Edit Post

no recipe Shylah, we want home delivery, but we will all have to agree to purchase out our vanilla ice cream or whipped cream to top (LOL) it with.
Queen of Innocence

"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Shylah
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Post Number: 832
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Thursday, May 04, 2006 - 11:56 am:   Edit Post

The only way I could deliver is swimming it over.

It would get soggy.



APPLE CRISP (my OWN recipe!)

* 2 cups all-purpose flour
* 2 cups rolled oats
* 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
* 1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg
* 1 1/2 cups packed brown sugar
* 1 1/2 cups butter
* 2 quarts peeled, cored and sliced apples

1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
2. In a large bowl, combine the flour, oatmeal, cinnamon, nutmeg and brown sugar. Cut butter into mixture until crumbly.
3. Take half of the mixture and pat it into the bottom of a 9x13 inch baking dish.
4. Cover crumb mixture with apple slices, then sprinkle apple slices with remaining crumb mixture.
5. Bake at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for 45 to 50 minutes or until apples are tender.
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Fanny
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Post Number: 2247
Registered: 05-2005


Posted on Thursday, May 04, 2006 - 12:10 pm:   Edit Post

Don't they have mail service in that third world country you are living in, Sylah?!?!?

Thanks for the recipe, it sounds delicious.
Queen of Innocence

"Well behaved woman rarely make history"
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Fireman_chris
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Post Number: 106
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Thursday, May 04, 2006 - 01:03 pm:   Edit Post

Mmmm, that sounds good. We'll have to try it when I get home (leaving for a weekend trip in a few hours).

Thanks for sharing, Shylah.
As you slide down the banisters of life
may the splinters never point the wrong way.
Old Irish Proverb
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Gypsygirl
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Post Number: 238
Registered: 04-2006


Posted on Thursday, May 04, 2006 - 01:51 pm:   Edit Post

Shylah, your recipe sounds very much like Apple Crumble which is an old traditional English dish. It doesn't have the mix on the bottom though just on the top and it doesn't have oats in it. I do it with slices of apple alternated with sugar and cinnamon then topped with a mix of flour, sugar and butter, stick in oven until the top is 'crumbly'. Sounds basically the same doesn't it? And yes, it would be soggy if you had to swim it over, but seeing as I am in England as well, I could volunteer to taste it on everybody's behalf.

To everybody not in UK.
I foresee spankings........LOTS of spankings
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Tammynx
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Post Number: 411
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Thursday, May 04, 2006 - 02:05 pm:   Edit Post

Thanks Shylah!!! Sounds yummy..I think I will give this a try this week-end!!
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Pinkcheeks
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Post Number: 357
Registered: 12-2005


Posted on Thursday, May 04, 2006 - 02:06 pm:   Edit Post

Thank you for the reciple Shylah

I am soooo jealous of you Gypsygirl...so for tasting my piece!!!!
"Thought I WAS being a good girl...really I did!"
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Gypsygirl
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Post Number: 242
Registered: 04-2006


Posted on Thursday, May 04, 2006 - 03:11 pm:   Edit Post

Mmph wlpfghm! Sorry, shouldn't talk with my mouth full, bad manners. That was 'You're welcome' by the way.

I foresee spankings........LOTS of spankings
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Pinkcheeks
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Username: Pinkcheeks

Post Number: 360
Registered: 12-2005


Posted on Thursday, May 04, 2006 - 04:07 pm:   Edit Post

.......glad you enjoyed it!!
"Thought I WAS being a good girl...really I did!"
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Butterfly84
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Username: Butterfly84

Post Number: 44
Registered: 05-2006
Posted on Sunday, May 28, 2006 - 02:12 pm:   Edit Post

LOL, that was hysterical!

I know I'm late here, saw "Davinci Code" as was curious, lol.

That apple crisp does sound yummy...unfortunately, I'm a mess in the kitchen, I can only imagine how I would ruin it,lol!
~*butterfly*~

Nobody suspects the butterfly...
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Tammynx
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Username: Tammynx

Post Number: 561
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Sunday, May 28, 2006 - 03:02 pm:   Edit Post

Thats okay Butterfly....Shylah will make you some!!! :-)
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Paddledom
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Post Number: 26
Registered: 05-2006
Posted on Monday, May 29, 2006 - 12:24 pm:   Edit Post

makes a mental note - if a punishment is ever needed for Butterfly84 - then making her bake/cook in the kitchen would be appropriate and fun ;)

BY the way - make sure you send a slice over here :-)
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Butterfly84
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Post Number: 49
Registered: 05-2006
Posted on Monday, May 29, 2006 - 08:59 pm:   Edit Post

Actually, I like to bake and even cook. It just never turns out right. So I know how to "punish" my man, if he makes me mad
~*butterfly*~

Nobody suspects the butterfly...

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