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Shylah
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Username: Shylah

Post Number: 727
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Friday, March 17, 2006 - 06:16 pm:   Edit Post

How To Tell If You're An Okie

It doesn't bother you to use an airport named for a man who died in an airplane crash (Will Rogers).
You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Tecumseh, Okemah and Chickasha.
You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.
You understand the difference between 3.2 and 6 point, & you've made a beer run to another state.
A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.
If you have ever had this conversation: "You wanna Coke?" "Yeah." "What kind?" "Dr. Pepper."
"Vacation" means going to the family reunion or a pow-wow.
You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular.
You measure distance in minutes.
You use fix as a verb. Example: "I am fixin' to go to the store".
You think sexy lingerie is a tee shirt and boxer shorts.
The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page, but requires 6 pages for sports.
You find 90 degrees F "a little warm."
You know all 4 seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer, and Christmas.
You actually "get" these jokes and forward them to all your friends from Oklahoma.
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I saw this and thought to myself...OMG...I relate to ALL of these!

I'm an Okie...accent and all.
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Wolfie
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Username: Wolfie

Post Number: 1420
Registered: 04-2005


Posted on Friday, March 17, 2006 - 07:37 pm:   Edit Post


If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.

Grow old with me, the best is yet to be.
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Bethie
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Username: Bethie

Post Number: 696
Registered: 04-2005


Posted on Tuesday, March 21, 2006 - 10:41 pm:   Edit Post

I'm not there anymore, but I can relate to all of them. But you didn't mention anything about knowing the BC Clark Anniversary song!
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Wolfie
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Username: Wolfie

Post Number: 1432
Registered: 04-2005


Posted on Tuesday, March 21, 2006 - 11:28 pm:   Edit Post

The WHAT?
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.

Grow old with me, the best is yet to be.
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Ma_vie_en_rose
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Username: Ma_vie_en_rose

Post Number: 153
Registered: 01-2006


Posted on Tuesday, March 21, 2006 - 11:39 pm:   Edit Post

Obviously we're not okies. I always preferred elm m'self anyhow. (or dare I say birch? ^.~)
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Bethie
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Username: Bethie

Post Number: 697
Registered: 04-2005


Posted on Wednesday, March 22, 2006 - 01:11 am:   Edit Post

Wolfie, here's a link you can cut and paste if you want to see what I'm talking about - http://www.bcclark.com/BCClarkCommercialHigh/p/4366/Default.aspx

And you can read about it here:
http://www.bcclark.com/HistoryoftheJingle/p/4112/Default.aspx

I won't put in a click-on link because I don't think they'd appreciate it.
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Ma_vie_en_rose
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Username: Ma_vie_en_rose

Post Number: 154
Registered: 01-2006


Posted on Wednesday, March 22, 2006 - 01:15 am:   Edit Post

XD I'm sure they'd LOVE a sudden peak of traffic from a spanking site :D

Is that why we're not allowed to do clicky links? *sudden realisation*
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Shylah
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Username: Shylah

Post Number: 731
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Wednesday, March 22, 2006 - 08:15 am:   Edit Post

As an Okie...born and bred...my accent is very much the Oklahoma drawl. I'm quite popular in the pubs here tho!! "Say something!" they say to me. So I look at them and say..."Something!" (I'm so bad)

At my age, no matter how long I live in the UK, I don't think I'll ever lose my accent.

I probably should have also included being able to sing the "Boomer Sooner" song as well! And I HATE sports! (except the "indoor" kind...tee hee)

Or mentioning the similarities to Jeff Foxworthy's "Your're a Redneck if...."


Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.

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