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Tammynx
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Tammynx
Post Number: 1817
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, April 04, 2007 - 10:47 am: | 
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We all know how misleading the description of hotels and motels can be. So we put together a translation table to help you out... So when you see one of the phrases listed on the left, you will know what it really means by reading the translation on the right!
Old world charm ................................. No bath
Tropical ............................................. Rainy
Majestic setting ................................. A long way from town
Options galore ................................... Nothing is included in the itinerary
Secluded hideaway ............................ Impossible to find or get to
Pre-registered rooms .......................... Already occupied
Explore on your own ........................... Pay for it yourself
Knowledgeable trip hosts .................... They've flown in an airplane before
No extra fees ..................................... No extras
Nominal fee ....................................... Outrageous charge
Standard ........................................... Sub-standard
Deluxe .............................................. Standard
Superior ............................................ One free shower cap
Cozy ................................................. Small
All the amenities ................................ Two free shower caps
Plush ................................................ Top and bottom sheets
Gentle breezes .................................. Occasional Gale-force winds
Light and airy ..................................... No air conditioning
Picturesque ....................................... Theme park nearby
Open bar ........................................... Free ice cubes
Concierge ....................................... Stand with tourist brochures
Continental breakfast ..................... Free muffin |
Pinkcheeks
Prime Spanko
Username: Pinkcheeks
Post Number: 1116
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, April 04, 2007 - 02:36 pm: |
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 and I am going on vacation this Friday!!!! Gonna have to check what the hotel has to "offer" now!
"Do I have to be good ALL the time?"
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Shylah
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Shylah
Post Number: 1752
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, April 04, 2007 - 04:23 pm: |
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Hey!! I think I've stayed in that hotel before!
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Tammynx
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Tammynx
Post Number: 1827
Registered: 10-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, April 04, 2007 - 04:23 pm: |
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LOL |
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