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Shylah
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Username: Shylah

Post Number: 1618
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Wednesday, January 24, 2007 - 12:30 pm:   Edit Post

Words Women Use

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when
they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half
an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means
something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with
nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she
thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here
and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of
nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a
women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint.
Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K
YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I've got it : Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do
several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man
asking "what's wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3.

10.) No: This is the most complicated word a woman can use with a man. This is because she will say no, and mean no, or she will say no but mean yes. You will never get this right no matter what, so it is best not to try. Just remember, if she has salad and you have fries or pizza and you offer her some and and she says no, allow her to eat off of your plate without questioning her, or better yet, just give her half.
This may also mean she is upset when she says she is not, and if you dare to ask "why" she will either respond with "nothing"-refer to # 3, or I'm "fine"-refer to # 1.
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Ma_vie_en_rose
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Username: Ma_vie_en_rose

Post Number: 326
Registered: 01-2006


Posted on Wednesday, January 24, 2007 - 08:42 pm:   Edit Post

You know, as much as I'd like to think otherwise, this is completely true

Great list, Shylah
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Buenaventura
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Username: Buenaventura

Post Number: 414
Registered: 04-2006


Posted on Thursday, January 25, 2007 - 10:57 am:   Edit Post

It,s another language!!Got a fight to pick with a fellow member who,s always saying whatever to me!!!!!
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Prissietl
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Username: Prissietl

Post Number: 108
Registered: 07-2006


Posted on Thursday, January 25, 2007 - 11:06 am:   Edit Post

Oh My Gosh I LOVE that!!!!!!

#1
#8
are both so ME!!
LOVE IT!!!!!!
Once a princess always a princess
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Prissietl
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Username: Prissietl

Post Number: 109
Registered: 07-2006


Posted on Thursday, January 25, 2007 - 11:09 am:   Edit Post

HAHAHAHAHA........Hey BV.........WHATEVER........
Once a princess always a princess
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Buenaventura
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Username: Buenaventura

Post Number: 416
Registered: 04-2006


Posted on Thursday, January 25, 2007 - 11:51 pm:   Edit Post

AAAAAAAAAAAHHH OK Take that!!!
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Prissietl
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Username: Prissietl

Post Number: 110
Registered: 07-2006


Posted on Friday, January 26, 2007 - 07:31 am:   Edit Post

Well you gotta catch me first BV ...haha

Shyla, I printed these out and have shown them to everyone, they are a big hit! Thanks for posting them!
Once a princess always a princess
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Butterfly84
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Username: Butterfly84

Post Number: 107
Registered: 05-2006
Posted on Tuesday, January 30, 2007 - 10:12 pm:   Edit Post

LOL, that's hysterical! And so true....hehe
~*butterfly*~

Nobody suspects the butterfly...

"Draw me gently to me knees, and I am lost for words, so lost in love and I am, sweetly broken, wholly surrendered"
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Prissietl
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Username: Prissietl

Post Number: 138
Registered: 07-2006


Posted on Wednesday, February 14, 2007 - 11:46 am:   Edit Post

Can we just forget #8......it keeps getting me in trouble!!!!!!!!!!
Once a princess always a princess
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Buenaventura
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Username: Buenaventura

Post Number: 448
Registered: 04-2006


Posted on Wednesday, February 14, 2007 - 02:32 pm:   Edit Post

Hey Prissi do you know what it means in language that men use when they say "THAT,S IT"??
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Prissietl
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Username: Prissietl

Post Number: 139
Registered: 07-2006


Posted on Thursday, February 15, 2007 - 07:19 am:   Edit Post

UGHT OH.... I'm in trouble!!
Once a princess always a princess
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Tammynx
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Username: Tammynx

Post Number: 1689
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Thursday, February 15, 2007 - 05:14 pm:   Edit Post



BV you are soooo close to hijacking this thread....I may just have to let Shylah decide your punishment!!!
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Buenaventura
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Username: Buenaventura

Post Number: 452
Registered: 04-2006


Posted on Thursday, February 15, 2007 - 08:41 pm:   Edit Post

Not either-!!But it would be interesting to make up a list of what men mean when they say........THAT,S IT and YOU JUST WAIT TILL I GET YOU HOME THIS IS GONNA HURT ME MORE THAN IT DOES YOUetc.
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Shylah
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Username: Shylah

Post Number: 1637
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Saturday, February 17, 2007 - 10:46 am:   Edit Post

OK...BV gets 50 lashes with a wet noodle!

Hmmm...some silk scarves and a blindfold comes to mind...for him...not me
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Tammynx
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Username: Tammynx

Post Number: 1697
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Saturday, February 17, 2007 - 10:48 am:   Edit Post

good choice Shylah good choice!!!
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Shylah
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Shylah

Post Number: 1639
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Saturday, February 17, 2007 - 10:49 am:   Edit Post

Of course!
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Buenaventura
Advanced Spanko
Username: Buenaventura

Post Number: 462
Registered: 04-2006


Posted on Sunday, February 18, 2007 - 08:44 am:   Edit Post

Stop trying to turn me on Shylah!!
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Shylah
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Shylah

Post Number: 1645
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Sunday, February 18, 2007 - 09:57 pm:   Edit Post

GAWD you're easy!!!
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Buenaventura
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Username: Buenaventura

Post Number: 471
Registered: 04-2006


Posted on Sunday, February 18, 2007 - 11:32 pm:   Edit Post

Yeah!!A wet noodle is so sensual!!!And I,m not THAT old yet.
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Buenaventura
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Username: Buenaventura

Post Number: 472
Registered: 04-2006


Posted on Sunday, February 18, 2007 - 11:36 pm:   Edit Post

Silk scarfs and blindfold??Hmmmm can we try that in the other thread??

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