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Shylah
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Username: Shylah

Post Number: 1416
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Friday, October 20, 2006 - 01:41 pm:   Edit Post

The School Play


Two little boys in first grade were chosen to be the leads in
their first school play. It was to be a Shakespearean play. The first little boy was to say,
"My fair maiden.... I have come to snatch a kiss
and fill your soul with hope."
The second little boy was to reply by saying, "Hark!, a pistol shot."
Well, on opening night in the school auditorium, the two little
boys were a bit nervous, knowing that all the seats were going to be filled with grown-ups. The teacher told them to take their places on the stage and to remember to speak very loud as soon as the curtain goes up. The curtain rose and looking out upon the audience the two boys were terrified.

They stood there frozen. So the teacher whispered for them to begin.

The first boy yelled out these unforgettable words.....
"My fair maiden.... I have come to kiss your snatch! And fill your hole with soap."

The second boy screams out....."Hark! a shistol pot, a postle shiss, a pot of shit, horse shit, this is bull shit... I never wanted to be in this lousy play anyway..."

The audience left howling!!
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Pinkcheeks
Supreme Spanko
Username: Pinkcheeks

Post Number: 929
Registered: 12-2005


Posted on Friday, October 20, 2006 - 02:34 pm:   Edit Post

omg!!! sooooooo funny!!
"Do I have to be good ALL the time?"
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Buenaventura
Advanced Spanko
Username: Buenaventura

Post Number: 232
Registered: 04-2006


Posted on Friday, October 20, 2006 - 08:04 pm:   Edit Post

Your usual Shylah.Very good.
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Tammynx
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Username: Tammynx

Post Number: 1382
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Saturday, October 21, 2006 - 01:40 pm:   Edit Post



That was TO FUNNY!!!
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Cheekychipmunk
Advanced Spanko
Username: Cheekychipmunk

Post Number: 169
Registered: 05-2006
Posted on Saturday, October 21, 2006 - 09:39 pm:   Edit Post

very hilarious.
"Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence."
Sloan Wilson
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Nd2bspankd
New member
Username: Nd2bspankd

Post Number: 8
Registered: 11-2006
Posted on Thursday, November 02, 2006 - 10:46 pm:   Edit Post

That's hysterical! "From the mouths of babes..."
Pink Bottom wishes.

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