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Tammynx
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Username: Tammynx

Post Number: 1233
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 05:17 pm:   Edit Post

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It says Sisters of Mercy House of Prostitution 10 Miles. He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon, he sees another sign which says Sisters of Mercy House of Prostitution 5 Miles and realizes that these signs are for real. When he drives past a third sign saying Sisters of Mercy House of Prostitution Next Right, his curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive.

On the far side of the parking lot is a sombre stone building with a small sign next to the door reading SISTERS OF MERCY. He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks "What may we do for you, my son?" He answers "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business."

"Very well, my son. Please follow me." He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door, and tells the man "Please knock on this door." He does as he is told and this door is answered by another nun in a long habit and holding a tin cup. This nun instructs "Please place $50 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway." He gets $50 out of his wallet and places it in the second nun's cup.

He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him. As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign:

Go in Peace, You Have Just Been Screwed by the Sisters of Mercy.
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Atomicpuppy
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Username: Atomicpuppy

Post Number: 143
Registered: 08-2006


Posted on Thursday, September 28, 2006 - 09:19 am:   Edit Post

Like this one,Tammy,very funny.
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Tammynx
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Username: Tammynx

Post Number: 1236
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Thursday, September 28, 2006 - 10:03 am:   Edit Post

Thanks Atomicpuppy...It made me chuckle.
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Pinkcheeks
Supreme Spanko
Username: Pinkcheeks

Post Number: 871
Registered: 12-2005


Posted on Thursday, September 28, 2006 - 11:13 am:   Edit Post


"Do I have to be good ALL the time?"
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Nexus
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Username: Nexus

Post Number: 37
Registered: 05-2006
Posted on Saturday, September 30, 2006 - 10:27 am:   Edit Post



Good one
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Buenaventura
Advanced Spanko
Username: Buenaventura

Post Number: 177
Registered: 04-2006


Posted on Saturday, September 30, 2006 - 01:11 pm:   Edit Post

As always Tammy I,ll be telling it to everybody.
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Cheekychipmunk
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Username: Cheekychipmunk

Post Number: 157
Registered: 05-2006
Posted on Saturday, September 30, 2006 - 08:38 pm:   Edit Post

Great one Tammy.
"Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence."
Sloan Wilson
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Tammynx
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Username: Tammynx

Post Number: 1248
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Saturday, September 30, 2006 - 11:16 pm:   Edit Post

Thanks everyone I'm gald you liked it!! :-)

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