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Shylah
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Username: Shylah

Post Number: 1314
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Wednesday, September 06, 2006 - 06:42 pm:   Edit Post

The Purina Diet


I have a Labrador retriever. I was buying a large bag of Purina at
Wal-Mart and was in line to check out and the woman behind me asked if I
had a dog? On impulse, I told her no, but that I was starting The
Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in
the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in
an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and
IVs in both arms.
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I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
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I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly the guy who was behind her.
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Horrified, she asked if ended up in intensive care because the dog food
poisoned me.
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I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car
hit me.
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I thought the guy behind her was going to have to have help as he
laughingly staggered out the door
Take my heart and soul. But please don't step on it, it breaks easily.
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Tammynx
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Username: Tammynx

Post Number: 1117
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Thursday, September 07, 2006 - 08:18 am:   Edit Post

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Atomicpuppy
Advanced Spanko
Username: Atomicpuppy

Post Number: 104
Registered: 08-2006


Posted on Saturday, September 09, 2006 - 03:59 pm:   Edit Post

I like that one Shylah.Have to try and remember that for work.

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