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Weasel
Advanced Spanko
Username: Weasel

Post Number: 125
Registered: 06-2006


Posted on Sunday, July 23, 2006 - 10:04 am:   Edit Post

It's the summer of 1957 and Harold goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue.
Harold's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a duck tail hairdo.
When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's mother answers
and invites him in.

"Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" she says.
That's cool. Peggy Sue's mother asks Harold what they're planning to
do. Harold replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt
shop or to a drive-in movie.

Peggy Sue's mother responds, "Why don't you kids go out and screw?
I hear all the kids are doing it." Naturally this comes as quite a
surprise to Harold and he says "Wha...aaat?" "Yeah," says Peggy
Sue's mother, "We know Peggy Sue really likes to screw; why, she'd screw
all night if we let her!"

Harold's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear. Immediately,
he has revised the plans for the evening. A few minutes later, Peggy Sue

comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes,
and announces that she's ready to go.

Almost breathless with anticipation, Harold escorts his date out the
front door while Mom is saying, "Have a good evening kids," with a
small wink for Harold.

About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back
into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her mother:
"Dammit, Mom! The Twist! The Twist! It's called The Twist!"
Some day you'll spank me... er thank me for this!
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Pinkcheeks
Supreme Spanko
Username: Pinkcheeks

Post Number: 694
Registered: 12-2005


Posted on Sunday, July 23, 2006 - 01:03 pm:   Edit Post

...toooo funny!!!
"Thought I WAS being a good girl...really I did!"
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Magicsteve
New member
Username: Magicsteve

Post Number: 7
Registered: 07-2006
Posted on Monday, July 24, 2006 - 01:53 am:   Edit Post

Finally a person to share humor with!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A: He heard the ref was blowin fouls!

xoxo
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Butterfly84
Advanced Spanko
Username: Butterfly84

Post Number: 104
Registered: 05-2006
Posted on Sunday, July 30, 2006 - 11:59 am:   Edit Post

LOL!!!! That's hysterical! Poor Peggy Sue!
~*butterfly*~

Nobody suspects the butterfly...

"Draw me gently to me knees, and I am lost for words, so lost in love and I am, sweetly broken, wholly surrendered"

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