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Tammynx
Moderator/Spanking Aficionado
Username: Tammynx

Post Number: 988
Registered: 10-2005


Posted on Thursday, August 03, 2006 - 10:44 am:   Edit Post

1. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

2. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

3. Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

5. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

6. Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time).

7. Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

8. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

9. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

10. Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

11. Theater Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

12. Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

13. Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

14. Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness, color and cost of the carpet/rug.

15. Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.

16. Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

17. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

18. Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.

19. Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
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Tplayer
Advanced Spanko
Username: Tplayer

Post Number: 160
Registered: 05-2006
Posted on Thursday, August 03, 2006 - 12:54 pm:   Edit Post

So true Tammy!! Thanks.
It's all a matter of perspective
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Pinkcheeks
Supreme Spanko
Username: Pinkcheeks

Post Number: 718
Registered: 12-2005


Posted on Thursday, August 03, 2006 - 03:06 pm:   Edit Post



wow...these are SO true!
"Thought I WAS being a good girl...really I did!"
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Nicenick06
Advanced Spanko
Username: Nicenick06

Post Number: 120
Registered: 02-2006
Posted on Friday, August 04, 2006 - 05:08 am:   Edit Post

Wonderful
Nick

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